LexaproBro

just follow the sound of 2000s club bangers, you’ll find the way

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Should I have casual sex or kill myself

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Armin🇨🇭 @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Your honor please man

[andrés @andresmiguer]

when you recognize the beauty in loss and the love in letting go

[LexaproBro @LexaproBro]

🙃🙃🙃 it really do be yourself sometimes

[LexaproBro @LexaproBro]

Riley, girl is that you??

[knv @knveth]

That’s my barista dawg

[cee @1ovesickkk]

(me sick with desire and yearning) WHATEVER

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

Still I rise perro

[vivi @vivitoodumb]

May I six seven them big naturals, mlady?

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

I work so I can afford the amount of cannabis required to continue going to work.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Unfortunately I do think recieving a drunk text is romantic

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Chris @citehchris]

it’s very important to have a phase in your life where you find an absolute shit hole dive bar and become a regular there and talk to strangers

[Adam @_dams0n]

Love posting music on my fuck ass instagram story

[miss. @honeeycrisp]

To love mexicanly also means I have the capacity to hate mexicanly too

[Chris @citehchris]

you are exactly the type I usually go for (derogatory)

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

turns out you save so much money if you stop going on trips to la to go on dates with your instagram reply guys