LexaproLowry

ball knower that’s never wrong #STLCards

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

the ambulance took my dying grandma to bass pro shop

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

What the fuck, CVS. They had the deodorant locked up so I had to press the customer service button. Then I hear over the loudspeaker, “Looks like we got a big stinky boy in bath & body.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Belgium will still never have this

[#KCFC 🇸🇳🇺🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

niggas black as shit representing Belgium like King Leopold wasn’t slicing niggas hands off

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

Pulstic needs to die selfish fucking loser bum

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@StaffordToBower @jaylonsjohnson @TalkinBaseball_ Just gave up 9 against the royals dude he’s out of the race

[DC Sheriff @dcsheriff]

Bear sightings are becoming more common around Highlands Ranch, so stay alert and give these wild animals plenty of space. If you encounter a bear, do not approach it or feed it. Feeding bears can make them lose their natural fear of people and creates dangerous situations for both humans and wildlife.

If a bear gets too close, make yourself look big, speak in a loud, firm voice, and make loud noises to encourage it to leave the area. Keep your distance, secure your trash, and bring pet food indoors to help prevent unwanted bear visits.

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@Fergycookedd You dying like a kid from the Great Depression

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Letting yourself go bald in 2026 is like dying of whooping cough or some shit

[zemeck @zemeckz]

i have a crazy theory

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@BallsackSports Fuck you

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

This Venezuelan parrot’s delicate life is worth more than the entire subcontinent of India’s population.

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@JonRothstein Denver mentioned

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@cas1193 @Sliceofjordy @JonRothstein You are on crack

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Denver Biscuit Company. Buy Stock Now.

[Nifast🍀Greentail @NGreentail]

Nothing scarier than having to walk past a group of cloned broccoli haired white teenage boys

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

imagine going through 7 years of law school for this

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@MrBobDobalina44 @dcsheriff No you idiot

[LexaproLowry @LexaproLowry]

@UltraMAGAnon_ @PatrioticUSA27 @NeuraTrades @SecDuffy @FAANews Dude you’re a moron