lex

Aspiring Dogtor. I love cats.

[lex @lexbearr]

Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor and you'll be fine don't be a little bitch

[lex @lexbearr]

@goingjakemode Wow that is so crazy 😭 come on Xan

[lex @lexbearr]

@gabbyblayden Yes

[lex @lexbearr]

@gabbyblayden Once you move to Bloomfield we will bring water wars back

[lex @lexbearr]

@PingreeNick Yes

[lex @lexbearr]

One of the things that I miss most about living in Philly is the ability to put anything.. and I mean ANYTHING out on the curb with a “FREE” sign and within an hour that shit would be gone

[lex @lexbearr]

Did anyone else ball their eyes out when they watched My Ocotopus Teacher or am I just really weird ??

[lex @lexbearr]

@gabbyblayden @CATBRAINCELL

[lex @lexbearr]

@gabbyblayden Can’t believe turtle necks are out

[lex @lexbearr]

@gabbyblayden Haters - IN

[lex @lexbearr]

Y’all this is my son 🥺

[lex @lexbearr]

0 years… it’s here, I’m a veterinarian. Theres a 99% chance I’m going to tell you to go to the vet though so don’t waste your breath.

[lex @lexbearr]

Only 3 more years of being able to answer people’s animal questions by starting with “I’m not a doctor but...”

Fuck.

[lex @lexbearr]

Woke up this morning and chose violence against my conservative Uncle. I am honestly done. I have no room in my life for anyone that holds ideals that are sexist, racist, or homophobic. And I’m not sorry about it. Goodbye losers.

[Zeal @RegG4L]

Here comes the IG people who never tweet

[Jakey @goingjakemode]

me: you’re telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?

waiter: no sir i’m trying to tell you that i fucked your wife

me (crying): i didn’t know shrimp could cook

[lex @lexbearr]

@HitItBro Don’t lol

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

u gon trust the pullout method but not the vaccine?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

everything frozen from trader joe’s is so good like joe puts his entire pussy into the frozen foods section and we don’t deserve it

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

dudes will literally stick a feather in their cap and call it macaroni and see nothing wrong with that