Lexi McNinja

I like pie

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Nothing to make you feel like its the early 2000's like singing along to My Paradise by @AllTimeLow on an ipod
@AlexGaskarth @JackBarakat @riandawson @zackalltimelow
#alltimelow #itwasneveraphase #singingatthetopofmylungs

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New drinking game — anytime MacKinnon is mentioned you take a sip #TheseAnnouncerSuck #SanJoseSharks #NHLPlayoffs

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When you stay up to finish your book and the ending is complete malarkey!! I did not sacrifice sleep for it not to be a happily ever after!!!

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@wineman250 #2orFewer

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It’s hockey time bitches!! #LetsGoSharks #Playoffs #Hockey

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Who the fuck walks into a store with a lit cigarette?? #ilovemyjob #ihatepeople

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Fun fact — rieslings pair well with corndogs

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What do you mean hiding in the humidor isn’t a good use of my time? #canigohomenow

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My desire to go to work < my desire to stay in bed #todaysmathlesson #bedsocomfy

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How many enchiladas is too many enchiladas?? #AskingForAFriend #dinnertime

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When your tritip is so good you do a happiness wiggle with each bite #nomnomnom #yum #food #keto

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Who’d have thought that it was that to find a reptile vet #petparentproblems

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Update— I lasted 16 hours on the keto diet. Carbs are life. #ketofail

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When you are so cold you consider drinking hot leaf water #socold #caliwinter #howdisurvivewashington

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How many corndogs is too many corndogs? #AskingForAFriend

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When you tell one of your cashiers how old you are and they don’t believe you

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Time for @NHLPlayerSafety to flip a coin on whether or not to suspend Bennett for that late hit #SanJoseSharks

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Wait we had a challenge go our way??? #SanJoseSharks

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It is okay to not be okay right now #threalholidaystruggle

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If someone could send me McMenamins Cajun tots, that’d be great