Lexi Thyme

Oldie but still boldie.

[Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 @karengeier]

Oh you like Bernie but you don’t like his fans? That’s how I feel about a dude named *turning a chair around and sitting on it backwards*

Jesus Christ

[Lexi Thyme @Lexi_Thyme]

And i miss you @Sharkbate_44125! and you @shkouks! And... Do your cats have twitter? Let them know...

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I had to reset my phone because it's old as hell and was going so slow, and I just now re-downloaded this app. I missed you twitter. 💋💋

[jules @webshootrs]

i would crush baby nut into peanut butter for baby yoda

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@_EmmaMae_ Ohmigeeee

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@LCardille @jordangadoury

[The Ringer @ringer]

Join @IsaacKLee and @jga41agher of Ice2Ice for "Dear Baby Yoda," inspired by #TheMandalorian’s frog-eating cutie pie, and based on “Dear Theodosia” from ‘Hamilton’

[Lexi Thyme @Lexi_Thyme]

@shkouks Yes, you are right.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Disney Exec: *punches Oscar Isaac in the face* Say it. Say that Poe Dameron is straight.
Oscar Isaac: *spits blood onto the floor* Fuck you.

[Lexi Thyme @Lexi_Thyme]

@jordangadoury

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Finally reading Call Down The Hawk by @mstiefvater and it's giving me all the feels that I knew it would. I'm so so happy you didn't leave this world alone. 💓

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater

[Lexi Thyme @Lexi_Thyme]

@LCardille CHONK

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@jordangadoury I go with you. I bring tissue. Just one. We share.

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This is how my decade sounded on @Spotify. Get your Wrapped #spotifywrapped
https://t.co/2zUEozUjot

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@LCardille @jordangadoury

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@LCardille @jordangadoury

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Drive thru girl at Starbucks was so cute and nice today. I stan a queen who doesn't hate her life. How do I be her?

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@_EmmaMae_ Bring 'em.