Lexi Banner

New author! Check out my new website: And find me on IG (@lexibanner) or FB ( - I post hot men and my weirdo pets!

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@joshhamwright Ah, I gotcha. Well I am excited to see it either way!

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@ChuckWendig My name is Desiree.

I was born to be the first woman to have my own life.

My age is still more than just the alphas.

I like to think as a fantasy that it was the only way.

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@KateBrauning @jbrauning I agree with this - it's not your business what other people think of you anyway, so don't worry about it. I am straight, but don't use boyfriend because it feels juvenile. So he's just my person or my guy or he's that-Mike-dude-who-seems-to-be-sticking-around-for-now.

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@teamechavarre LMAO I can't help but hope he snaps back with something like "Aw, you think my dick is as sweet as a tootsie roll?"

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@planarbindings All that chiseled jawline and facial symmetry and scarring...I mean, it's okay if you're into that, I guess. *fans self*

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@cenobyte And only your very unwise wizard tank went down! Teehee, oops!

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@daterdiary Report it to the gym management. They want a welcoming atmosphere and will definitely address this issue.

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@bigmarinara If it was his hundredth property you'd have a point. One property, however? That's someone that was just trying to better themselves. It's also called empathy.

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@chuggaaconroy Can't wait until you're about 20 episodes in. Then i can begin my ritual of binge watching!

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@NathanFillion As a fellow Canadian, I believe we are required by law to be one another's Valentine. So unless you want the Mounties all up in your grill, you'd best abide by the rules. 💝

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@teamechavarre - Hello Ross and Mike? <3

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@OrcBarbies @Marisha_Ray @samriegel @WillingBlam @LauraBaileyVO I'm currently working on an urban fantasy with giants and elves and humans. This was very *very* inspiring.

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@Susan_H_Stanley Yes - GenX

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@teamechavarre I missed it, but I'm sure it went really well! Happy vday!

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@RAC Bryan is the best. For real real! And I'm not just saying it because I am required to by Canadian law, I promise!

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@teamechavarre Shush you. It's going to be amazing!

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@teamechavarre I'm not a FB person, but I'll try to remember to tune in!

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@cenobyte But, see, we're very flat and also in the middle of the country, so no action needed! Move along, citizen!