Alex M

My mama didn't raise no fool.

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Who needs the Wiggles when you have Lil Dicky? This is my 2 year old's favourite song 😂@lildickytweets #Earth #parentoftheyear

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Martha and Jess are what's wrong with women in society today. #mafsau

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

@JessLarum Jesus, it must have been a doozy! I had someone try to take us to the tribunal last year because Emirates changed their aircraft from an A380 to a 777. That was definitely one of the funnier complaints I've ever received.

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Dear Dan, The 90's called. Marky Mark wants his outfit back. #MAFSAU

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Social media has broken me a bit this morning. RIP Luke Perry and Keith Flint, the world will miss you both 🎬🎶

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Looks like i'm going to see @eltonofficial in Adelaide this December! #FarewellYellowBrickRoad

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

@piratepandacubs I will come

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

@khloekardashian I don't give a damn how good my baby daddy is to my kid, if he ever cheats on my ass, then BOY BYE. If a man in a relationship knowingly steps out on his woman. That shits his fault
And what kind of example does he set for your daughter on how women should be treated? Damn Mama

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

I feel sorry for @jordynwoods
Esp after watching her interview with @jadapsmith you can see how remorseful she is. This girl is 21 and is handling this very maturely. Everyone so quick to tear her down when T.T is a known snake who wrecked his own home long before this.

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

I think my flowers must have been delivered to the wrong house again this year #ValentinesDay

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Ines from #MAFS is the worst. The producers need to cut her loose. What a psychotic c***

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

GOATS GONNA GOAT 🐐 #SuperBowl #patriots

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

@teenah_86 @Huggies Also zinc and castor oil cream works wonders for nappy rash

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

@LeagueFreak @MarvelStudios @StanAustralia @Hulk Maybe I should have said Bruce Banner. The human form haha

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Threw my back out yesterday morning. Since then I've watched every @MarvelStudios movie on #Stan. Time to add more movies please @StanAustralia

I've also developed a strong crush on the @Hulk, the medication may or may not be a factor. I don't know at this point... #heydaddy

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

When you wait for years for @ultra to come to Australia, then you see the lineup & venue:

[Ja Rule @jarule]

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

@Easts4Life @Major_Hog I pulled in to only a few inches from her, and unleashed a bit of crazy. I parked my car there yelling until she moved. I'd been looking for a spot for half an hour bu this point. Was very on edge by this point

[Alex M @Lexie_87]

Are you a shit Australian if you stand in a car spot to reserve it for your mates, on a packed beach on NYD? I say you are. (I got in my first fight of 2019 over this situation and would like others opinions)