Lexie Bouza Quotes

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Happy birthday to the one...... the onlyyyy...

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Yes, go like my new post. People are still liking my last selfie... so annoying. Like that was so last night. Like the new one.

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I'm only eating if we go to jack in the box

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I need to turn around because just looking at you is really pissing me off right now

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I'm not getting engaged until the person I'm marrying can afford a Harry Winston ring for me. I will accept nothing less

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Oops, I just accidentally liked my own pic. I was scrolling through and thought "wow this is a nice pic" but then I realized it's mine

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*ironing dress for five minutes*
Lex: this iron doesn't seem to be working
Lex: oh it's not plugged in

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Update based off of last tweet: Lexie literally has a phone interview for the school bus driver job today

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*looking at job postings*
Ooh my dream job, a school bus driver! I've always wanted to be a bus driver!
*Editors note: she actually applied*

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Hey I'll be right back i'm gonna go take some mirror pics

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Rachel: the ocean is 75 degrees
Lex: *yells* a nice bubble bath!

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I'm gonna get some peanut m&m's! Woooo! I might even get the share size... and not share! *smiles* *everyone is silent*

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Literally laughed out loud when i got this... smh lmao

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*watching scary movie*
Oh they have British accents too?? That always makes it scarier

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*sees beauty and the beast*
Ok honestly the beast is the hottest one in the movie. And not the human beast, the actual beast

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Guy at cruise bar: Hey there
Lex: I am way out of your league so don't even try

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*7 year old on cruise ship getting pic taken*
Lex: heyyy baby you look handsome, handsome look at you! You're the captain now

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I think my grandpa texted me happy birthday yesterday but I don't have his number saved so I'm not sure

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#bdayqueen

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