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Idfk

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

I said, “Idk if this is an installation or an actual seat, but I’m sitting regardless bc I’m also a work of art”🖤🍒

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I hate it. So much. I literally hate it.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

“I put on an M Night Shyamalan movie. Which means we’re about to not know what the fuck is going on”

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

Know what the world needs? A new Guitar Hero (not ROCK BAND🤮)
The planet was a better place when we were all busy having fake jam sessions.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

My Twitter app updated what the FUCK IS THIS X BULLSHIT

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

First time my kids saw a drag queen they had no idea it was a man dressed as a woman until I told them. They thought it was an extremely colorful and fancy lady.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

This is America, that is simply asking too much.

[Peak @PeakMetaSol]

@Madiii03 The best way to fix the tipping system is to get rid of it and have the places actually pay their waiters instead of getting a random sum of money when they go to work

[Eliza Elowen @ElizaElowen]

I just got a $0 tip on $250 check. I still have to tip out 6%. I’m paying to serve that table in the Florida heat. Please fix our broken tipping system. I’m begging you.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

@MAGA_Starman @ACLUIndiana As you bitch about what prisons provide and assume everyone in there is a violent criminal.

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@MAGA_Starman @ACLUIndiana How about move somewhere that better aligns with your views then.

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@MAGA_Starman @ACLUIndiana Bc they’re all violent criminals.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

I think Brenda is a man. Brenda is really Brendan.

[Brenda @brenbren_007]

@RepMattGaetz @PaulaYScanlan @RepCohen Men’s Rights Movement. You’re a man who wants be in the bathroom with women while they’re changing their tampons & their butt is fully exposed. And women are suppose to be okay with that???

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

Trying to picture a bathroom where we’d be doing this and-….

[TakedownMRAs @TakedownMRAs]

I dont think this is what women's bathrooms are like.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

@MAGA_Starman @ACLUIndiana Right, bc that’s the only type of people in prison.

[ACLU of Indiana @ACLUIndiana]

The freedom to read and access information is a fundamental right protected by the First Amendment. Yet in jails & prisons, book bans often unjustly restrict that right.

Incarcerated people have a right to read free from censorship—just like anyone else.
https://t.co/ypSKK2Cqy8

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

No one is phased by the aliens thing bc we’ve always known. This is an “I knew the truth before I asked the question” situation. We been knew they were lying. Unless they’re gonna lower the temps or the prices, we don’t care.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

My poor boy just wants to play outside, but no one ever can 😭😭

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@Laborat25867370 And now we have Donna being encouraged to make a Twitter 🙄

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The wallet I’ve owned for 15 years is legitimately ripping at the seams and it makes me cry

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

I don’t wanna be rich and own an 8000sq ft house with 5 cars. I wanna be rich and fully sponsor entire classrooms for some teachers.

[The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO]

Idc if it’s 9:30 in the morning, there’s a 94° heat index. Yes, we can have popsicles for breakfast.