Lexie

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@vauxtheshirley Literally my DREAM growing up was to take the Cash Cab

[Katie Couric @katiecouric]

These young badass research study assistants may be taking care of you in the future! Thanks for having me @sloan_kettering!

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@_elizabethlucy Alternative alternative reading is that you enjoy soup after being in a hot tub

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@_elizabethlucy Alternative reading is that your second favorite food is a nice long hot tub

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@ChrisGethard they have Tim Tams at Target. Let’s take the busses you booked there after the show and we can Tim Tam slam #bbbabh

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@jessicamlara Wait are you TRYING to get catfished? Hahaha

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@vauxtheshirley @Apple I named myself spam likely in your phone oops... is this why you don’t answer my calls?

[Shirley @vauxtheshirley]

"Milkshake by Kelis was the song playing in my Neopets store" - @Lexiefilks

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@chloethegrey I'm acknowledging this tweet cause you made me

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@mallyxjean Wow you're psychic!!!

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@vauxtheshirley Frasier is 🚮

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@vauxtheshirley Subtly asking for a fb stalk I see

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@ahhahahahhah Cyberbully

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@greg_capra That's an awful idea

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@skrillex_dorito Add some warm water + soap and blend on low to clean!

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@ahhahahahhah Don't knock it till you try Children's Motrin

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@chloethegrey U unfollowed me.

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@MariBonita2 that hat game. #iseeyou

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@MariBonita2 @ahhahahahhah ugh stop cropping me out of pictures!

[Lexie @Lexiefilks]

@MariBonita2 taco truck?