Alexis Ruetti

Find out who you are & do it on purpose.

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

@KateReAnne Hell yeah! You go, girl!

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

What does it say about our parenting if our kids refer to the gas station as “the pizza store” 😬 @truetti

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “where are your pants” to my kids (and let’s be honest, my husband) I could probably buy a small island

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

@TeganSmall14 It’s literally almost worse than giving birth 😂

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

Does it count if you flash a cop to tell him there’s a cop up ahead? Because totally did that this week... #whoops

[Regs @reganellison21]

People who flash their lights on the other side of the highway to warn you about a cop deserve an award

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

You know you’re a mom when the first thing you notice is that they didn’t cut up his grapes and he could choke. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Raccoon: “don’t touch my grapes” https://t.co/pln7R4RWDe via @YouTube

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

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[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

Shania, I love you

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Let’s go TikTok 💪😘

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

Today, on the 38th anniversary of our final episode, you can hear us actually making the sausage in this first read-though of an earlier show. Brings back happy memories of warmth and comradeship.

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

2021: side parts out, mullets in.
......okay

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

Do you organize your grocery list in order of your normal route through the store or are you normal?

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

Stop looking at me, SWAN!

[Bobby Bones Show @bobbybonesshow]

.@mrBobbyBones talked candidly about the latest Morgan Wallen incident.
https://t.co/42D73v6ENM

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat

[E! News @enews]

After years of romance rumors, a source confirmed Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are dating (!) and we have to say, we're feeling this: https://t.co/4y1bInnOPT

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

@truetti @btrimble56

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

When the grain cart got lost again

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

iykyk 😂

[Maddy @maddy_walz]

Any time i say “hear me out” absolutely do not hear me out, I’m about to peer pressure you into doing something dumb w me

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

@hawt_taMOLLEE It’s fine, one time I slapped my father in laws ass thinking it was my husbands. 😂😂

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

Being a mom of three this Christmas brings the level of appreciation and adoration of my own mom to a whole new level

[Alexis Ruetti @LexieSewell]

@Sheyeen_D @netflix We were looking for it yesterday!