lexi

i think we just might be alright | she/her | ♐︎ ♊︎ ♌︎

[lexi @LexiFrasher]

i wish blistex had a face and body lotion so i could grease up my entire body with it

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

i can’t talk to my mom today (advanced Alzheimer’s) but she found a way to talk to me as usual

[lexi @LexiFrasher]

if i could inject watching GOT for the first time again into my veins i would. without hesitation. without fear of consequences. I WOULD.

[l.ookingforwonderlⱯnd @herapplause]

if u ever find me in a situation where I'm being psychologically tortured by aubrey plaza, don't even think about helping me, I'm exactly where I want to be

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i love having a big heart!! and fitting all this love in it!!! i love grieving and letting go and embracing new change and feeling things deeply & connecting all the dots so everything has meaning!!

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

I’m already scared all of the time. I’m gods bug he’s chasing with a rolled up newspaper.

[Letty @borntopiss]

I love having “classic thoughts”. Such as “The trees look so beautiful this time of year.” These classic thoughts help me feel more connected to humanity

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

This guy at my job stopped me when I walked by and said “i like you! You don’t smile! You don’t talk! You are just mean” and I said “thanks hey watch this” and walked away and as I speed walked away he said “awww she’s DONE IT AGAIN” top 5 interactions ever

[lexi @LexiFrasher]

so act like a stand up guy!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i can deal with trials but tribulations got me fucked up

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

my favorite part of sleeping with my fan on every night are the audible hallucinations i get that the house is being broken in to and they’re getting closer and closer to my room

[sarah @heavenbrat]

they hate when u serve sexy bad bitch while being a lil odd and weird

[nova @comfypill]

wdym its not normal to throw up, have a panic attack, and want to kms because i think someone is mad at me

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

They would find eachother in any universe

[ℂ @minimalismbitch]

trust me it’s so freeing when you give up the act of the chill girl and just let your self be balls to the walls insane

[ADUKE🤍 @saratu001]

I’m a very intentional person. The same way I’m intentional with my kindness, is the same way I’m intentional with my wickedness.