Lexi

loud and clingy

[Lexi @lexiglows]

Why do pharmacists wear scrubs

[Lexi @lexiglows]

@Zirbellious @asher_nxel

[Lexi @lexiglows]

😂😂 man's best friend or foe??

[ash @usedashtray]

Let’s play a game called how many times will @lexiglows take me to the ER for dog park related injuries.

[Lexi @lexiglows]

How many times will I take @asher_nxel to urgent care this year...

[Lexi @lexiglows]

@asher_nxel this is why I've been collecting your tips (definitely not to buy myself lunch)

[wanderlust @_ItsMissBre]

I’ve been asking my man for money every few days. I’m saving it for his PS5. He is about to pay for his own shit.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

microdosing death by treating my body like absolute shit

[ley @leylafleeur]

loving Love so much makes it easy to tune out the hate

[possum corpse ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ®️ @riiinthesky]

if people were really pro life, they’d be promoting birth control and safe sex. they’d be advocating for affordable insurance, prenatal and infant care. they’d be advocating for social services and lower essential prescription med costs.
they aren’t pro life. just pro birth.

[Lexi @lexiglows]

@asher_nxel Shaped like the love of my life

[Lexi @lexiglows]

My 40 lb dog and my 7 lb cat wrestling should be paid entertainment

[Lexi @lexiglows]

Kinda in the mood to have a fantastic day

[Lexi @lexiglows]

@matt_steele_ This was....the most real thing you have tweeted

[Lexi @lexiglows]

I will fight with love / I will respond to bad situations with grace / I will use my energy uplifting myself and the ones I love / I will block all else out

[Lexi @lexiglows]

Leos

[loved bug @lovedbug27]

if i’m not home for 5hrs+ straight my body automatically starts decomposing

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

PLASTIC HEARTS OUT NOVEMBER 27th.

[Lexi @lexiglows]

Well well well. Look who it is. Me.

[Lexi @lexiglows]

Just realized I habitually use my ass to stop my front door before it slams