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i really just sit at a desk all day listening to rap songs while i work on excel 🤷🏻‍♀️

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if anyone has ever seen me on the subway coming back from a spray tan looking like a slightly tanned naked mole rat … no you didn’t

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Moving in with an SO and realizing that they actually own things

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When your ADHD kicks in on the plane and you just want to jump around 😩 struggle

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I chronically think my phones about to die even if it’s at 60% and this should 100% be studied by scientists

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My favorite pass time is rushing people knowing damn well I’m not ready myself and i can’t explain why it brings me so much joy

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It’s cute that guys think an hour to get ready is a long time

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I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again 💔

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My boyfriend just called me at midnight to tell me i have a grammar mistake in my LinkedIn profile. Appreciate but way too tired 🙈

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Going to Sephora without makeup on is just asking for the sales associates to judge you. It’s me, I’m asking for it

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My mom calling me at work: “oh are you at work?”

Me: “yes-do you need anything?

My mom still on the phone in silence 5 minutes later: “wow you’re typing away” 🙃🙃

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Me telling my mom about my weekend

My mom: “okay well if you’re not going to give me any gossip then I’m going to hang up” 💀💀

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When you try a different subway line to work for coffee and feel like you’re in a different neighborhood. 6 train sorry, but you’re not it

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@aseitchik 🥹i care ❤️

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Sitting at work feeling tired, burnt out, and wanting to go home and see my parents and dog

*remembers my mom was married with a baby already at my age* ��

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It’s grown adults not knowing the difference between threw and through… for me

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Best quote from the VMAs “im hungry so we just gon keep goin”-jack harlow

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When a guy I’m just seeing says “you seem like you don’t get mad about anything”….👀👀👀 lmao

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Overheard “I thought I was hotter than him, but then he showed me pictures of his past hookups and I was like..WHAT”

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Me having a casual conversation with my mom
My mom: you need to stop wasting time now, stop dating these idiots and find a mature good you’re too old for this

Me: 👩‍🚀

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If you want to cut people off on the sidewalk that’s fine but at least walk faster than us after that 😩

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When you’ve been sitting in your depression room but then your friend asked to come over so you rush clean 🙈