corn dog

certified beach girl

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

it's dope when u find someone u can 110% be yourself around n they still like u

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

I want to do this
*asks ChatGPT my 10,000th day of being alive*

It passed in July 2023 😭

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

how did our ancestors know what we could and couldn’t eat? and who decided to be the first taster ? like… I’m really wondering who picked up a lychee and thought, “yeah I want to eat this prickly thing, I’ll do it”

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

I would only be impressed by a pet bird if it was a penguin

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

why are all cartoon librarians / old men turtles? tell me that doesn’t make sense in your mind….?!?!???!

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

milk is a dessert drink

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

@pay_collins Im sorry I put you through that!!

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

Newest insecurity unlocked: bad posture 😨🥴 I am dis-cus-ted at this and actively working to improve this ASAP before I become Quasimodo 🫡

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

sorry I didn’t text back, I didn’t want to

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

found this photo of me from when I was a child & i’m wondering how it’s possible for me to have 3 arms… 😳 #freaky

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

alta cocina 🤌🏼 @McDonaldsMexico #finedining

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

the way I live in Mexico but would do anything for queso dip or chicken nachos… like 😭😭😭it doesn’t exist here and I neeeeeeeeddd it

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

I mean it

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Ask for the moon n I’ll give it to u

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

can we talk about how much I luv being a beach girl

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

My phone hit 10% and now every percentage it drops, I keep getting the pop up box notifying me I have 10% battery 😵‍💫 is this the beginning of the end

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

wait this should’ve said I can’t believe I* I’m tired hahahaha

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

I can’t believe me, a girl from the Midwest, now gets to do things like this on any given day of the week. 🥹 so happy I listened to my heart. 🩵

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

If I look skinny it’s because I walk everywhere and there’s so many hills & I’m always promised dinner and then never fed :(

I feed myself most days don’t worry I’m being dramatic I’m just hungry and wanted to have dinner out tonight lololol

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

so far for me… living in méxico is constantly being promised we will go out for drinks and dinner and then we only get drinks and no dinner. a bitch is hungry. 😩

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

came to this realization looking at my Facebook page like sorry if you’re my friend on there and only see Mexico updates and nothing else 😭 not much else going on with me tho

[corn dog @Lexijaws]

bitches really move to another country and make it their whole personality lmaoooo

(it’s me, I’m bitches)