Lexi Miranda

had to get a new twitter🫠

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Wonder what my Sims in Fiji are doing tonight

[GLIZZ¥. @glizzyimdrunk]

kayda’s wondering why this lanky yt boy keeps looking at her & bryce is calling it tension. :/

[lauryn🤸🏾‍♀️ @laurischattin]

zach don’t realize kayda can knock him out

[ami ☆ @dudcentral]

the reason why they work is cause bryce is spiritually a young ho too

[d 🪬 @girlidkusername]

kissing used to mean something #loveislandusa

[m ⛱️ @MaraScientist]

i’m sick of the love island fan base. they glazed over sincere being a HAPPY cheater, they glazed over bruce saying he dated a girl just to fuck her friend, they glazed over gabriel being a tr*mpie, they glazed over KC & his performative speech just to say he was blessed to be kissed by a white girl and a yella bone, they glazed over Zach being boring with his personality being the fact that he’s a Greek Brit, they glazed over Cornybin disrespecting Kayda’s boundaries TWICE, they glazed over every vile thing these men have done but focused on every small action the girls do. i’m over it!

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[FakeAssCherylLynn @bigfairee]

Akon really opened that Gwen Stefani song with WOOHOO! YEEEHOO!

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

My fav thing about Tai’s makeover scene in Clueless is that they kept her curly hair rather than straightening it like they do in most makeovers

[ButterflyGirl🦋 @CaraAkia]

Like let’s stop lying about how MEN use social media please

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[ً @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear @apple,
I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Nuke the boat…we don’t have the time

[♍︎ @jhilikeye]

when the drink lowkey nasty but it was $20

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[✧ @cessonmute]

In case you forgot:

We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles. Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground. Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand. Where horses can read human emotions. Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark. A planet where the stars we see might not even exist anymore.

[fashion girl ⭑ @forbiddenhottie]

cuando por fin entiendes que no funcionó porque habrías odiado esa vida