Lexi!

Thoughts, resources, and sarcasm.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@unusual_whales And since their food is full of preservatives, those apple pies have been sitting there for 30 years, just waiting to get dusted off.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

And since their food is full of preservatives, those apple pies have been sitting there for 30 years, just waiting to get dusted off.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

McDonald's is bring back its iconic fried apple pies for the first time in 30+ years to honor America's 250th birthday

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@InternetH0F And since their food is full of preservatives, those apple pies have been sitting there for 30 years, just waiting to get dusted off.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@ABC Why don't they bring back salads? Something healthy for a change. They actually used to have some pretty tasty salads.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

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[Naomi Brockwell priv/acc @naomibrockwell]

When people say we need to find a balance between privacy and allowing law enforcement to do their job, I remind them that the 4th Amendment is that balance.

If you want access to someone's life, get a warrant.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@Osint613 Iran can't be trusted to hand it all over. And the longer they wait to go retrieve it, the more likely they're hiding at least some of it. This is some bullshit endeavor.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

A recent study published reveals that @Wendys chili tastes the same coming up as it did going down.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@AfgZoroastrian They can still go to Arkansas or Alabama though, right?

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@Osint613 That's the risk you take by being bullshit artists trying to smuggle oil under false pretenses

[Naomi Brockwell priv/acc @naomibrockwell]

Everything on the internet will require an ID check soon.
And the government will monitor everything you do, pretending they don't need a warrant because you "voluntarily" gave your data and identity information away.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@vikingzfanpage People really want to stir up shit. Miserable fucks.

[Naomi Brockwell priv/acc @naomibrockwell]

This app is amazing: it's free and open source, and shows you just how invasive the apps on your phone can be, and how much information they get about you without you realizing, fingerprinting everything you do.

We need more research like this 💛
Well done, @mysk_co

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@FOX9 As a rider who uses a certified #serviceanimal, many of these @Lyft & @Uber drivers deny me service. So, I say, @Waymo will be welcomed in #Minneapolis!!

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

Trump is the wicked bitch of the West

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@vikingzfanpage He's also expected to speak to the media sometime in September.

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@creepydotorg Is it really surviving when your left blind, paralyzed, and unable to speak?

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

If trump had taken the gold bars, they'd be fine with it…

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

If Trump were the one hoarding $40 million in gold bars, the scandal wouldn't be the gold bars. It'd be whoever leaked the existence of the gold bars. And Congress, theFBI, and his fans wouldn’t care.

F.B.I. Arrests C.I.A. Official With $40 Million in Gold Bars in His ...

[Lexi! @LexiMPLS]

@WatcherGuru The CIA should spill the tea on the FBI agents who are selling information to foreign entities.