king lexi

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

he’s head of diva cyber security in gag city

[laly & that @blownostalgia]

fun's over stop perceiving my man

[bee @capbeebara]

me and the girls going to see michael cera in greta gerwig’s barbie

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

Entering my red wine era- Feeling pretentious!!!!

[⚧︎ @FREAKYPRlNCESS]

i wish i was here rn

[UCLA Housing @UCLAhousing]

We are heartbroken to announce our beloved Powell Cat has passed away. We hope you’re getting lots of belly rubs in kitty heaven, Rest In Powell ❤️🕊️

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

why does he talk like benoit blanc

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

The rich people I housesit for have the largest avocado tree I’ve ever seen in my life. I am coming home with MAJOR LOOT. thank you 1%

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

Windows down with the heated seats>>>>>>>

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

Abolish cover letters I am tired

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

Where the fuck is this green comet

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

Watching shark tales. Don’t text.

[king lexi @LexiPorvin]

Eat something fried today or ur antisemitic

[Commentary Dan Scavino @DanScavinoTNews]

Me listening to F2F

[kie @criminalplaza]

people with astigmatisms driving past someone with LED headlights

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the sound i’m in tears