Captain Thunderbolt

May 20, #Stoner ; #EDM changed my life.

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

@scarijuana great. I just moved back to cali. Fml

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

@scarijuana what are FEMA drills?

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I'm torn between packing the bong again and taking a nap... #earlymorningprobs

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

There's something new everyday.

[smart sexy stoner @SmartSexyStoner]

less is more, quality over quantity.

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

Its so awesome when your significant other does more for other girls than you.

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Is it completely sad that I hate my life?

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My ears are my babies.

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

It annoys me when people don't use proper terming for stretching your lobes. A gauge is in a car not your ear.

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

@TanandWild you mean you're going to stretch your ears.

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I need a job. This whole sitting around and waiting is annoying.

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This relationship is getting stupid

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I just got a hello Kitty bong :)) yay! #happygirl

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Fuck yo judgement!

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

Like you should be happy I didn't get raped, not yell at me and tell me what could've happened. Obviously I know.

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

I don't understand why people are trippin so hard over me meeting a random person from the internet.

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I hate moving.

[Captain Thunderbolt @LexiRhode]

So far hating San Diego