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Thanos wasn’t wrong. Go Cougs 🐾

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

Me: *going off about something and saying “I hate people” for the billionth time yesterday*
My boyfriend: “You’ve been extra feisty this week, let’s get some wine in you” 😂

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

Having kittens. One minute you are all in a cuddle puddle and it’s adorable. The next they have knocked over two plants, there is dirt everywhere, and one of them is climbing the curtains. 🙃

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t wait for my new year’s kiss ❤️ hope it’s a dementor

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Barstool Wazzu @BarstoolWazzu]

If you went to Stubbies on a Thursday night, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

You could request a prescription a week in advance at Rite Aid and they are still going to need “5-10 minutes to fill it” while you walk your happy ass around the store and buy things you don’t need. 🙃

[Angry SkyCrane™ @AngrySkycrane]

Please... My son... he is very sick.

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

To the adorable guy from the WSU alumni association that called me for money, thank you for being so casual about whatever fell off your desk and crashed to the floor 😂

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

After waiting to talk to someone for 30 minutes, Charter Spectrum set me up with the absolute rudest customer service person I have ever spoken with. After speaking with this jerk for what felt like an hour I still don’t have anything accomplished to get WiFi. 🤬

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

Friday the 13th got me good. 1st day of my new lease, go to open the door, my key doesn’t work. Maintenance had to replace the lock 4 times to find one that worked!! 🙃

[Dash & Chase 🐾 @therealdashdog]

Hey Pullman Cougs, Restaurant Week starts tomorrow (Monday 11/09). Remember to support your local independent businesses!

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

I’m playing Christmas music at the bank today and my coworkers are using words like “excessive” and “it’s October” and I don’t understand this behavior.

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

Explain to me why my sister made a whole ass google invite for our day trip to the TRI to get her snow tires.

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

Please no one else piss me off or make me sad this week. I have a hair appointment on Thursday and I’m not trying to do anything crazy.

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

My College Game Day Memory: My dad got drunk and walked to McDonald’s from the tailgate and got lost in Pullman with pockets full of chicken nuggets. Don’t worry he’s ok.

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

My dream 😍

[lex⚡️ @LexiScotson]

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