Alexis D

Fueled by love, friendship, animals, literature, Hamilton, and a dash of anxiety.

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

My favorite part of dating is managing your expectations, then being delighted to see even those can’t be met 🫠

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Can anyone else actually FEEL themselves getting gayer?

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

“My cat would never treat me like this” has become my new motto. You can’t treasure me like she does? You’re not worth my time.

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Dating in your 30’s really shows that you’re never too old to play games. #FunForAllAges

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

One time I dated a guy who was so jealous I wasn’t allowed to talk to other men.
Every date I’ve been on with women has been fun, respectful, and filled with mutual compliments.
So no, not “all men”. But believe me when I say “mostly men”.

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

One time I was seeing a guy who told me I had to “prove myself” if I wanted him to be monogamous with me.
One time a guy told me I was “weirder and thicker” than girls he’s used to dating.

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

One time I dated a guy who pushed for things to get serious them backed out and ghosted me.
One time I had a guy ignore me telling him no.
One time I had a guy yell at me for crossing the street when I was walking alone at night to keep myself safe.

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

“Dear god. If you didn’t want women to date other women why did you make men such trash?
Yours truly,
An exasperated bi girl”

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

“My daughter came out as bisexual. We told her we love her but don’t accept her, and she was rude enough to cut ties with us?! BUT we lOVe hEr. The DEvIL haS HiS HolD on Her.”

[Heather King @hcarolineking]

I find it interesting(and by interesting I mean rage inducing)that the adult children in estranged relationships are never given the benefit of the doubt. The burden is always on us to prove that things were bad enough to cut off contact and never the reverse.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.

[Han Yolo ✨🌌 @Han_tedHouse]

@hekateinhiding @LexIsOnTweeter @joshritter It is and it's literally the story of my life because I was sent off to a little Bible college in Missouri and came back a heathen ����
https://t.co/NziDYcNY0w

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Me: “I’m a strong and independent woman. I don’t need nobody”
Also me: *cries when cat chooses to sleep on couch instead of my bed*

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Choosing work over relationships is crazy cuz like… you feel all these feelings but people think you just come off as a cold hearted bitch. Apparently “workaholic” Is synonymous with “unable to love”

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[Kimberlee @hekateinhiding]

Still time for the decision to change before it’s officially unveiled. But this news is grim nonetheless

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Just did the math and ya girl is about to work 70 hours this week. Stay tuned to watch me slip into sleep deprived madness 😘

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Trauma bonding is crazy cuz one second you can all be on the brink of tears but the next you’re naming an iguana Lunchmeat. #WereAllInsaneAtThisPoint

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

@hekateinhiding Dale, work, sheer clumsiness?
Oh fun game. Describe your scar in 5 words or less. “Alcohol, hot pan, refried beans”

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

I remember reading as a child “your scars are beautiful. They tell a story.” Now here I am, as an adult, wishing my scars would tell me their story… cuz I sure as fuck don’t remember. #ThisOneWasntHereLastTimeIChecked

[Alexis D @LexIsOnTweeter]

Are you telling me being single is learning to just sit with yourself?! Like… listen to the bullshit thoughts in your head? No. Not a chance. I would like to talk to the person in charge.