Alexia

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[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

I'm so late to the party but I really hope JP understood that he missed the point of the experiment. How could he propose based on an emotional connection and let a temporary physical attraction totally alter how he interacts with Taylor 🤦🏽‍♀️ #LoveIsBlind

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

My serial killer origin story: Biting both ends of a taco

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Who else scrolls unnecessarily long looking for #twitter only to remember it's now x and still proceeds to call it twitter? 😩😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Drinking my single away tonight 😩😭😂😂😂 #ValentinesDay

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Why am I about to go buy some caster oil for the first time after listening to @K104FM as if I haven't been knowing about it. They have me convinced 😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

People are roasting this Nicki Minaj diss track but tbh it seemed like she wasn't even trying so I'm not even mad at it...except her talking on Meg's mom. That was really low and disappointing from Nicki

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Regarding the Idaho murders, it's so strange how they're demolishing a crime scene before the trial has begun. It just seems irresponsible, but I'm assuming anything left in the house may not be credible at this point and both sides of the prosecution confirmed it recently

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

I've been single for so long that I'm starting to read "bf" as best friend and not even recognizing the problem. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

I'm dead. I went into the women's section of the gym and everyone was on their phones. Mondays be like 😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Christmas is not the time to be broke. I'm over here getting little gifts from coworkers, I didn't expect anything from, meanwhile I just got all my work homies something. Now I need to add some people to my list because that's so sweet of them 💞💞

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

I called my mom and she didn't pick up but called me right back... Fast forward she's rushing me off the phone and I say "you called me!" and it went right over her head 😩😂😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Not me pretending to squat over the toilet after realizing it's too much work to actually undo my fit to use the restroom. I didn't want to go in and just come out in front of a crowd 😩😂😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Having kids is something else. I'm literally such a nuisance. My mom will make up her bed just for me to plop right into it whenever I'm home. She never complains 😩😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

It's crazy how every time I let the guard around my heart down someone comes in and dropkicks it. All men who claim they're ready for a serious relationship. I give up 🤷🏾‍♀️💔😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

I'm giving out watches this Christmas like I'm Oprah... And they bet not ask for NOTHING else 😂😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

POV and public service announcement to the 👮🏽‍♂️👮🏽‍♀️👮🏽: if I'm speeding to work, mind your own business. This is between me and my job

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Tell me why I read the reply as something else... I was today years old when I found out I might be a freak 😂😂

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Was Riah really crying to her current man over who she wants to be her future man? DF. 😩😂😂 #TheUltimatum

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

@McDonalds Call this a $2 and $3 dollar menu because nothing on there is a $1.... I'm js 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

@haleymxx00 Same 🥹🥰

[Alexia @LexiTooCray]

Let it be known season 5 of #TooHotToHandle was the best one, hands down!