alexis ♓

pistachio fan club president • she/her • LIGHTS • ♉&♏♡

[alexis ♓ @lexpfj2]

the pardues ♡

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

“UM AcKsHUaLlY iTs NoT FReE Our TaXEs PaY FOr It” yeah it’s almost as if that’s what our taxes should be paying for instead of israel day parades

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Why should I care if China has my data. They're all the way over there. I'm more worried about America having my data, which is where I am like every day

[sof @overtakeing]

being alex albon in 2026

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

Do lads forget they have a mother when you abuse, restrict, molest, harass, rape, murder women every day?

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

There are more women built like this today and you guys spend your lives on the internet calling them men

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

My most socialist position is that all NFL, NBA, and MLB playoff games should be on network TV - kids whose parents can’t afford or don’t have streaming services should still be able to watch

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Thanks to the dumbest cult of selfish racist pedophile simps in human history

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

[Lights @lights]

If you’ve lost someone🖤

[gwhy⁵⁵🦄⁉️ @sainztaleza]

keep this up @WilliamsF1 and i’ll start acting like an enhypen fan reacting to heeseung’s departure

[alexis ♓ @lexpfj2]

I'm actually on my hands and knees begging for a kpop halftime show

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Y’all gone be really mad when a K-Pop group headlines next year’s Super Bowl halftime show.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

[vya @blobando]

if i wake up at ass am in the morning for australia to see magui kim and kelly on my screen im going back to sleep hoping everyone dsq

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans are more outraged by US Olympic athletes exercising their free speech rights than by the US President raping kids.