Matemai

A versatile dj, able to play a variety of genres.

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@KryptoZimba @Jiggbezos @econetzimbabwe I only watched one world cup game now i cant watch any,after i bought the ten dollars one

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@morgen_mukuli @econetzimbabwe Imagine they keep advancing you ngapha you cant afford the next allocation, its madness

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@thisisthat25 @econetzimbabwe @Potraz_zw True they must show us

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@econetzimbabwe But give us an option to buy within our budget cos last time i bought re5dollars boom next time its not available, had to buy reten. Thats not proper

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@TomiRikhotso Lol

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Africans, fix your countries, so that when someone says "go home'" it doesn't feel like an insult.

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

Good morning 5am club. Stop telling everyone your business. Some people talk to you so they can talk about you.🌺

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@Brian___Jethro Heheheheheheh ah ah ah

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

Vanoshandisa fup yeEconet munozvigona sei, yangu irikutoramba kuwona bhora chairo

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Please who is awake?
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[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@talk2veee Yohhhhhhhhhhhh

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@masibanda_ 3

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

When life gives you a second chance don’t move like shebeshxt. 🤞🏾

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@PhiriTofara Tiza

[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@takue_xyz Unopiwa rumamiso rwakaipa

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting.

He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”.

That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money.

He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”.

He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”.

Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”.

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[Matemai @LeXXe_DJ]

@loiceMututuvar1 Leave it

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@TshilidziS5044 @Nosihle_Ngemaa Hahahahahahhahahahahha

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@Nosihle_Ngemaa 2

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@sjmunzara @SiboBero Hahahah wangu