Leyona Nancy

Fashionista

[komika 🐻‍❄️ @seok0mi]

me molesta cuando mi cuerpo me hace ruido por hambre bitch tenes 10kg de grasa estomacal usa de ahi

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Rumour has it that when President Moi visited Nigeria in 1981, he signed a special deal to honour Nigerians in a unique way.
In 1985 he launched the 5 bob coin shaped exactly like a Nigerian head. Kenya kept its word.

[Kayle_Vt @KayleVt]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[IG: @TheRealPrettyGrl @RealCaliNicole]

Girl maintenance should be covered under health insurance

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

being able to fund your own lifestyle is top tier.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

90% of your movies involve witchcraft practises. The remaining 10% is Ogwechuku falling in love with Chineke. Having dams without electricity is diabolical. Better athletes maybe night runners since there is no light at night. Having a refinery without refined English is irony.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

my nervous system doesn’t tolerate yelling or arguments. talk to me calmly or don’t talk to me at all.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I genuinely think workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today

[degenBRO @degenBRO__]

The distance between you and $1m is information

❤️🦅

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[Prello @DPrello]

A bank just informed me that they couldn’t continue my application because they couldn’t confirm my address. They told me this via a mailed letter. They sent. To my address.

[Boo @333too3]

I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys."
I'm. So. Proud.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[ℕé𝕟𝕥𝕪 @nenty_szn]

“Can you work under pressure? ”

We started and finnished our homework while the teacher was beating those who didn't do it.
Come on naw 😂

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[Mwaiche Sana @yummy_mammi]

Someone that gets it!!!! Let’s also address the people who don’t wash their plates after eating at a restaurant. 😭

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

People assume depression means you’re sad and crying all the time. Real depression feels like being stuck in a fog. You can’t think, you don’t respond to things, nothing is interesting, and you just feel empty. Not sad, just blank.

[Umlingiswa Osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

All of them in that order

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.