Paige Shepherd

part time comedian; full-time fuck up

[kyenna deer @kyenna_]

today is such a strange day

[m @skitzocat]

im going to make matters worse

[ً @artfuIchaos]

prove what? to who? fuck y’all

[renee ★ @sstudstallion]

dont touch me dyke faggot bitch

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

rearrange my guts like you have a degree in interior design

[miles @milesdotgov]

Accidentally got a critical hit while spanking my son and now he’s disintegrated to a fine powder

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

sorry can’t talk rn i’m busy chewing on my lips until they start bleeding

[dramatica mel @sugarcheekz]

getting violently high is my fav activity

[Merp @Labubumoney]

Whose pussy is this?
Who are you?
Where am I?
How did I get here?
What year is it?

[DBW ✞ @thisisdbw]

I was never the nigga scared to read in front of the class.

[ś @honeyfvcked]

bra size?
ak-47

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Muslim stripper named shawty arabia

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

drag queen named tilda roomstinks

[zavion @fentyfaic]

you get the bag and fumble it i get the bag and fuck it and cum in it

[milad @mladamri]

rolling my third eye

[CapALot @_kaynicoleeee]

If you’re insecure you’re not going to like me eventually

[miia @miiagarro]

girl, you were a poem but he was dyslexic

[eve @csiirac]

try the pussy darling its dashing

[learie @astrogeanie]

"cut off" sounds too polite. that bitch is banished from the realm.