Theodore Aride

Hey little train, we are all jumping on the train that goes to the Kingdom. We're happy, Ma, we're having fun... RP/MC/21+

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

Theodore 'Theo' Aride
➕ Older and therefore smarter brother of Johanna
➖ Middle School Math Teacher
➗I could pretend it's fun but I'm a realist. It's math and no, you won't use all of it in the future.
✖ Wine connesour and lover of all things pretty.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

Are you sure, William? Cause I don't know that it is.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

You absolutely fucking don't. At all.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

I'm plenty pretty. But Joey is prettier. I don't make the rules.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

One of these days....

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

@lFeelAlright @ModerationlsKey I mean... He isn't WRONG

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

@ModerationlsKey I beg to differ. You absolutely are.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

You'te fucking right you don't

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

@WaitsAtWindows I would never argue with you on that one, Mrs. Reid.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

For once, I have nothing sarcastic to say. I must not have had enough caffeine yet. It's a fun one.

[Johanna Mae Aride @ModerationlsKey]

#TwinTuesday @lFoundTheAnswer Pretty sure this was one of mom's favorites, although I still maintain that shirt looks like you're trying to lead The Black Parade...

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

@lFeelAlright @ModerationlsKey That is LITERALLY my sister. Can you please fuck off?

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

@ModerationlsKey I am taking mom's scrapbooks away from you once and for all.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

Bullshit, it's nothing.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

You and I are both well aware that I'm right.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

There is absolutely a need for it.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

Believe me, I could say far worse.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

He's an asshole, Joey. You know words, use the right one.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

Bullshit.

[Theodore Aride @lFoundTheAnswer]

And you look like Mom. I like it, Baby Sister, it really suits you. Do you miss the blonde yet?