Auntie Myrtle

I. Am. Canadian.

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@phillips_g38235 @malissawailly ouch

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@FringeViews This makes me so mad

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

Gosh theres a lot of vile videos on X but usually only on the weekends. Why?

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

The skin of white people can be porcelain, alabaster, pink, peach, beige, golden, olive, and tan.

Our eyes can be blue, grey, amber, green, hazel, and brown.

Is there any other race with more variety?

Doesn’t this count as diversity?

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@tomasdorph @Rothmus When the dollar goes kaflooey, crypto will spike, as will metals.

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@Triode_in_situ @Rothmus Y'know i cant even get a job bagging groceries??

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@penguinfiles7 @Rothmus This cant be bought anonymously, unless you want to buy from a stranger in a parking lot. Thats the only problem i have with crypto.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Mr. Beast proved that they don't want institutions or a foundational system on which to build civilization. He dug simple wells in water starved areas. The locals then proceeded to blame him personally because he wasn't coming back to maintain them.

[🎶𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 ✨ @Old_But_Gold50s]

What a beautiful visualization

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

This cafe in Barcelona has the sweetest tradition; they bring a giant teddy bear to the table of every customer who’s dining alone.

[Clip Station @Clip_Station_]

Legend has it this woman hasn't had a meal in peace going on 25 years now.

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

There is a japanese legend that says:

If you miss the bus, maybe you avoided the accident.

If you got rejected, maybe you were saved from the wrong place.

If they left, maybe they made room for who is coming.

The universe protects you in ways that look like bad luck at first.
Trust the detour.

✨🙌🏾💫

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@shmingysarduci @CrimewatchTO @Paulishonlaffin She has a pretty tan. (Am I allowed to say that?)

[🏛 Filosofía Estoica 🏛 @FilosofiaStoica]

Pensó que le estaban tapando el paso, pero mira lo que pasó después. La humanidad no ha muerto

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@GDeinhard @CBHeresy Agreed.

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@samurai_13 @FightCentralFC Maybe the guy deserved to have food thrown at him.

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@MmisterNobody Nah. I cried because the doctor hung me upside down and slapped my bum.

[Auntie Myrtle @LFRMSTRDL]

@klara_sjo This is the punishment for "waiting too long to merge"? Dont be a dick.

[The Adorable Pups @TheAdorablePups]

I can watch this video all day 😍🐕