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water connoisseur

[autist @litteralyme0]

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed

I recommend not being born

[Scott Nelsen @nelses1]

Getting ahead of this now for the national media ahead of next weeks Sweet 16 game:

2025 corn:
Iowa - 2.77 billion bushels, all-time record | 210 bushels per acre - second all-time

Nebraska - 1.97 billion bushels; 198.3 bushels per acre

[P @PPFleegrr_87]

It happened. My kids are screaming, crying, and throwing up from excitement.

[Brock @brockvalesini]

SABRINA????????😭

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[Chris @chiefs_outsider]

Here we go

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[rajesh sandcat @rajeshsandcat]

flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

This is me when the fiddle part hits in Dixieland Delight

[Alex Gookin @_AlexGookin]

Perhaps the coldest Brock Purdy edit yet.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you can’t You don’t
handle me deserve me at
at my worst my other worst

[Pancheros @pancheros]

in need of a burrito and a nap. in that order.