Hoosier-Daddy🗽

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Question for the men. Which 🌮 do you prefer?

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[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Since when is drinking and driving not legal? Thanks Bin Laden…

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

1 is too skinny. Give me 7 so I don’t have to worry about her cheating on me.

[emmy smith @emmyismith]

Guys be honest, what body type do you find most attractive in women..??

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Celebrating my 21st birthday tonight and the 4th of July because why not. I am 25 and it’s Sept 20. Fuck it we ball.

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

First time drinking, just trying to figure out if I’m drunk or not.

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Alaska the last Frontier

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Would we rather have a College Football Saturday or a Sunday Funday Parlay? Let me know in the comments.

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Dynamic duo. One two punch.

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Lions defense looks like they get no ass right now

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

With everyone in my DM’s asking for College football plays today, I decided to come up with a lock you won’t want to miss out on. Hit the follow button for more plays all season long💸

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Imagine taking a girl on multiple dates and still getting no play #isitsideways #mightlikemen

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Just met a guy from Philly that said Go Birds and then called me a dickhead.

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Just got done pregaming. What’s the move?

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Wish I could say the whole slump buster thing was a myth. #heifer #20scoreless

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Heard through a grapevine that sunglasses make you burn faster when in the sun. Can anyone on Twitter help me out on this?

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

My roommate walked in to our place last night and said he felt like Batman. Thank you for clearing up that this is what he meant🫡

[Frank “Stud” Costello @GToy27]

I miss my ex wife so much. I’ve tried to not be a pussy and move on but I cant

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Miss these days. Hoping we can get back to those days soon. Trusting in the Don to get it done👊🏼

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Girls pooping

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

I’ve heard a lot of talks the past couple of weeks about planes and how they fly. Can some scientists back me up, when I say getting that much mass off the ground and keeping it in the air for long periods of time is impossible. #tellusthetruthabouttimetravel

[Hoosier-Daddy🗽 @LFupatrain]

Wasn’t gonna drink today but heard Messi retired. Soccer community lost a good one today. #messithegoat #givemeanotherbeer