HeisenBERT

I am the danger.

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

@F5Penguin I'm lazy

[THA GREAT @NipseyHussle]

California love. #GSW

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

@F5Penguin hi

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

Kind of out of left field, but my agent just informed me I'm headed to Vancouver this season. 2 mil/year. Excited for the season. #LGHL

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

@Poking2urheart pray to Abe Lincoln or sacrifice a baby or whatever it is you need to do <3

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

It appears a 4th team has entered the #heisenbertsweepstakes. Up to 2 mil now, surprisingly. #LGHL #freeagentfrenzy #rebirthofheisenbert

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

Curious to see who I impressed enough in scouting that they wanted to spend over a million on me. Hmm. #LGHL #rebirthofheisenbert

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

Just got a call from my agent. Looks like I'm taking my talents to the @LGHLisles. #excited #LGHL

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

@J0hNxl27l haha. You know I'd love to, but it looks like my agent worked out an NHL deal.

[SQUiD @ImJustASquid]

@LGAHL_Bert #GiveBertABid

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

My agent has made some calls, but still no offers from any teams yet. #freeagentproblems #LGAHL #LGHL #CHLhereicome

[Marc Savard @MSavvy91]

Just joined and LG league NHL 15 should be a blast !!!

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

Looks like I'm back in LG. Too bad I forgot how to hockey. #scrub #hashtag #LGAHL

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

@Pulkkinen56 that or they'll give Mantha his shot

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

Playing my first game of the season tonight. Hopefully I'm not too rusty. #LGAHL #Hershey #nervesofsteel

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

I have returned. #Heisen #Bert #HeisenBERT #LGAHL

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

@NugeTV that would imply that people actually use logic.

[SQUiD @ImJustASquid]

Who needs #EASHL when we have all these small details in the game

[shawn @smg_795]

.@michaeldelzotto can you unblock me please

[HeisenBERT @LGAHL_Bert]

I don't have to do stats anymore!!!!!! #silver #lining #silverlining #LGAHL