Liam Chapman

[Liam Chapman @LiamC]

Nicely done #beforewedie #numberplate

[Kriss Smolka💧 @ksmolka]

Who has an iPhone 14 Pro right now? Need to test this on device asap!

🏝️ Hit The Island - our game concept for iPhone 14 Pro, still laggy but it’s turning out nice :)

#iPhone14Pro
#iOS16

[Liam Chapman @LiamC]

@MSTVTweets managed to get one on @verynetwork. No email confirmation yet. But, money has left my account, hopefully all good🤞. tips wise, it kept crashing on payment, but I waited a couple of minutes and was able to click through ok.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Listen to Larry David:

“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me...I’ll never see you.”

#StayHomeSaveLives

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

github being down is the closest thing you get to a snow day at school as an adult

[Mark Dalgleish @markdalgleish]

Me: I'm a JavaScript expert.

Also me: *Googles array slice*

[I Am Recruitr @iamrecruitr]

FOUNDERS: Morale is at an all time low. Employees are resigning left and right. Don't panic, because we have a plan.

EMPLOYEES: You're going to pay us more and hire more people so we don't have to work 100 hour weeks?

FOUNDERS:

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

Apparently one of the deleted scenes from Star Wars was Hans solo picking up chewbaccas shit, tying it up in a small plastic bag and then hanging it on a fence on the way back to the millennium falcon.

[Liam Chapman @LiamC]

@madedotcom when y'all doing free delivery again? 😜 got my eye on something, but can't justify £15 for delivery.

[I Am Recruitr @iamrecruitr]

INVESTORS: We need you to triple your employee headcount in 2019

24 year old Founder with a comp sci degree and two whole years of real world experience:

[I Am Recruitr @iamrecruitr]

*company forgets to put "we are not interested in working with recruiters for this role" on job ad*

Recruiters:

[artem bjork @howredisit]

Tasteless, shameless rip off. 😕 #Spotify #Revolut #hellofellowkids

[PerfumeAdsForSale @PerfumeAds]

Blue screen

Whispered:

“Have you ever loved so hard you split your soul in two”

A dam bursts in slow motion

A couple kiss in the rain

A clock spins in reverse

A ham explodes

A page is torn out of a dictionary

David Beckham leans into a microphone in a courtroom:

“Guilty”

[I Am Recruitr @iamrecruitr]

i will find you and i will connect with you

[Will Knight @willknight]

“Human Uber,” developed in Japan, provides a way to attend events remotely using another person’s body. “It’s surprisingly natural” says its inventor, Jin Rekimoto of Sony #emtechasia

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party!
https://t.co/n2FiZimJia

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

So sad to hear about the death of the lovely & funny Keith Chegwin.
RIP you National Treasure. #PopKnobInFanny

[The Coding Love 👨‍💻 @thecodinglove]

ALTER TABLE tweets ALTER COLUMN tweet_text VARCHAR (280) NOT NULL; https://t.co/z7sEMpI2Ue

[Liam Chapman @LiamC]

@csscreatures Happy Orange winking tooth