barbie/oppenheimer is doing disturbing things to my brain. walked by a guy wearing a black shirt and pink pants and was like “he must be going to the movies.” he’s just wearing clothes
Nobody told me how funny the Caro LBJ books are. In college he bribed the handsomest kid on campus to seduce a popular jock's girlfriend out of spite. Another time he convinced his rival to use cow dung as an acne cure. Dude was a sitcom psychopath, a real life Dennis Reynolds