Liam

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

@EverettBrock88 Switch nfl teams for good

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

If you weren’t with us at 0-16, don’t be with us when we go 0-17.

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

@hndrxx_34 Honestly don’t like the cowboys but if Dak won a SB he’d be above all the guys in “HOF Pace”

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

@MLFootball Eric Berry

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our VP of Engineering handed in his resignation yesterday.

He was polite. He said he found a 'once in a lifetime' opportunity at a startup. He wanted to leave on good terms because he's one of our early team members.

I didn't panic. I didn't counter-offer.

I just smiled and said, 'Once a team member, always a team member. You should join our Alumni Network.'

He signed the Alumni membership form to keep his company laptop as a parting gift.

We shook hands, he walked out feeling respected and valued.

Here's what he didn't realize.

In the from, there's a clause written in size 6 font.

Clause 4, Section B: 'Crisis Activation.'

Basically if our server uptime drops below 99.9%, or if our stock dips by 10%, we can legally conscript all Alumni members back into active duty immediately.

If he doesn't show up, his stock options will be voided. It's part of the agreement he signed.

To test things out, I’m planning a scheduled outage for next Tuesday around 2 AM.

Welcome back, Dave.

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

Top 5 favorite player of all time idc

[NFL @NFL]

JAMEIS WINSTON RECEIVING TD FROM GUNNER OLSZEWSKI.

NYGvsDET on FOX/FOX One
https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

SPIDA. DONOVAN. MITCH3LL.

@spidadmitchell | #LetEmKnow

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

Not that I’ll ever root for the Pat’s success, but why has it taken so long to start this guy?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS🚨

#Patriots running back TreVeyon Henderson slowed down before going to the end zone to ask his coaches if he should score a touchdown…

Or fall down and let the clock run out and end the game.

Have never seen this.

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

Went to go watch the new chainsaw man movie but the theater played Shark Tornado instead?

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

Hali just that guy idk what to say… Ice in the veins every time…

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

Yea Haliburton hitting the knicks w the Reggie Miller right there was filthy. Cold blooded😭😭

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

@gabbgoudy First good draft theyve had in years

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

They actually…… did it…. My soul just revived a little wow thank you Cleveland

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Full breakdown of the deal.

[NHL @NHL]

That's a BIG win for the @BlueJacketsNHL‼️

[Liam @LiamManofsky]

Still one of craziest ref calls of all time, Bortles should’ve had a chance at a SB

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

C’mon man