Liam Scot

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

@LucyLaneM : Should I risk it for the biscuit Liam? Liam: Yes, I’d risk anything for biscuits. They’re just too good!

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

@LedgerCross: Dad, why are boys born with nipples? Dad: Hmmm, I don’t know. Liam: Male squirrels are born with nipples too. Mom: 😂What? Where’d you learn that? Liam: @MarkRober

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: what’s for dinner? Me: BBQ chicken. L: have we had that before? Me: No, I just threw some chicken & bbq sauce in the crock pot. What could go wrong? L: Actually a lot Mom. Me: 😂true.

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: I love you 2,000 Mom. Me: I love you 5,000 Liam. L: I love you 100,000. Me: I love you 500,000. L: I love you infinity. Me: I love you more. L: You got me mom💙

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: mom, ever since we’ve been praying about my sleep I’ve had good dreams. Me: Jesus sure does answer prayers, right?! L: Yea

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

Me: Liam, can you hold my sweatshirt so I don't snag it on the barbed wire? L: Yea. (then I proceed to contort my body to fit thru a barbed wire fence & finally make it through). L: And this is why you shouldn't eat bread Mom... Me: Yep, you are totally right🤣😅

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

This sweet boy was helping me take off my heels (I didn’t even ask him to🥰) Me: you’re gonna be a great husband one day Liam. L: Yea, I am💙

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

(After shopping in a store for 2+ hours) Me: Liam, I want to get you a treat for being such a great sport, you never even complained one time while we were shopping.
L: Mom, you don’t have to get me a reward, I just acted the way anyone is supposed to act in a store.
💙

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: Mom! Did you see that man dressed as a women in that store?! I don’t think anybody fell for that!
Me: 😂

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: People these days…letting rubber ducks drive their cars🙄.
😂

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

(Driving in the car) L: Mom! There’s a bee on the windshield! And it looks like one of OUR bees! 🐝 😂

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

(Teaching L to mow on the riding mower) Me: what did you think, pretty fun, right?! L: Yea & it gave me a lot of time to think! Me: Exactly! That’s why I love to do it - it’s loud, but your brain is quiet.

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

Me: Oh no! I have a crack in my windshield!
L: You need @Safelite repair Safelite replace mom!
#YourMarketingWorks 😂

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

(Joseph fixes me coffee, hands it to me and Liam walks over and looks inside the mug) L: Mom, want me to fix your coffee? I’ll make it how you like it… Me: Yes please😂(This boy has been making me coffee since he was two and knows exactly how I like it) 👦🏼 ☕️ 🩵

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

(Jumping waves in the ocean) L: I’m gonna take this one like a man (gets knocked over) ….ok, this one I’m gonna take like a man!

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

Fell back asleep on the patio couch with the new kittens…L: I never knew I was a cat guy 🐈 🤣

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

Me: I smell rain 🌧️ Liam: what?! How can you smell rain?! Wow, you smell rain, Auntie smells snow-cone trucks and Auntie Avery can know the right time…I have a mom & Aunties with REAL superpowers 🦸🏼‍♀️

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: @LucyLaneM , you’re awesome & that’s my opinion about you!

[Liam Scot @LiamScotM]

L: Mom, I want to hang my head out the window & see if I can get my cheeks to shake like a dogs. Me: ok🤣🤷🏼‍♀️