Liam Ferguson

Show a man a cat, and he’ll be happy for a minute.

Give a man a cat, he’ll be happy for a lifetime.

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@spadoinky2 Aw cmon that’s not that old it just came out like…oh. Nvm

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@MushyStuff__ @AliceBunnyland2 I use “those are some baaaad roaches. I blame the schools.” All the time

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2 Yeah, this bangs. People are so caught up with production value and autotune and shit that anything less than pitch-perfect sounds “bad”. Like bro listen to live concerts most of your artists can’t actually sing that well IRL.

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2 I mean, I’m straight but I’d hit

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

Feeling sad and lonely today.

But then I realized it’s been a while since I felt that way. So that’s cool.

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2 I was forced to bring my cat to a corporate emergency vet since they’re the only one in the area.

23 thousand dollars of bills later, we had to make the decision to let him go. Essentially because we could no longer afford it. So yeah. We’re not talking about $500 or something

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2 “If you need me, I’ll be in the angry dome”

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

Bruh how I’m thirty eight and still dodging cracks on the sidewalk to protect my mom

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2 Same. Love when people assume their experiences are universal

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

Just received a work email from someone in comic sans. Psychopath behavior.

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@deadgirl_meg Honestly scared for a future like this. No more truth or anything

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@deadgirl_meg If it is then put me on a 48h hold

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@deadgirl_meg Humanity is doomed

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2 This is what self-care looks like

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

Conservatives can’t earn the votes of the majority of women, so now the plan is to make women unable to vote.

All under the guise of non-existent, never evidenced, much investigated and never found “voter fraud”

And America is ready to let them.

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@deadgirl_meg All my homies love bmo

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@deadgirl_meg It’s more likely to be something else. High ping maybe? Controller battery? Re-pair the Bluetooth?

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@DrSprankle “Don’t tread on me, tread on them!”

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@AliceBunnyland2

[Liam Ferguson @LiamWFerguson]

@deadgirl_meg Happy new year!!!