By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:
1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism
My favorite thing ever is when people say that college brainwashes you into being liberal. It’s almost as if....education...gives you perspective you otherwise wouldn’t have...and teaches you to think in different ways...and see things from other people’s shoes???
people who say hey AND your name when they walk by you need some sort of award bc my brain can’t even form a socially-ok hi, let alone remember your name
why would i possibly waste my money on buying something new that might taste trash, when i could keep buying the same two things that always taste amazing
why are my professors in classes 100+ actually celebrities to me. they’ll look my way and I’m like wow can’t wait for you to write me a recommendation letter