Libby Fields

live laugh yeet

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

def thought I was made to be a trophy wife but then burnt some quinoa tonight and am reconsidering everything

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@rexflorum easily would have gone viral the people would love us

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@rexflorum oh hunny that’s my 20’s and let me tell you it is RISKY

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@rexflorum did you have to stand on a chair to get this angle or is this really what the world looks like from your height ???????????????

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

just played “let me fix my weave” by missy elliott for my mom while she brushed her wig, so if you wonder what I’m getting for christmas it’s disowned. i’m getting disowned.

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@rexflorum i mean sometimes you have to risk it to get the non vegan biscuit

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

Dear Christians,

Did you know that Jesus was an asylum seeker? His parents escaped the brutality of Herod and lived in Egypt for years.

Yes, as a migrant family.

Sincerely, The Bible https://t.co/esNdHnrd05

[WebMD @WebMD]

There are plenty of reasons to love the humble sweet potato. 🍠 https://t.co/RJ7g199PiJ

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

did I set the smoke alarm off while boiling water? yes.
did I take the batteries out and pretend like it never happened? absolutely.

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@carl_pal18 @its_jul @gagnewest1 red bull interferes with vegan-organic-cardboard-flavored food and drink asthetic of this household!!!!!!

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Justin Gallegos, a runner at Oregon with cerebral palsy, thought he was just finishing another cross country race. Little did he know, Nike was waiting at the finish line to offer him a pro contract (via @kabdullah360 / Elevation 0m)

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

me, driving: *tailgates whoever is in front because they go the speed limit* also me, driving: “how dARE this person tailgate me i am GOING the speed limit!!!!”

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

when i was two i rearranged everyone’s seats in preschool just because boy who sat beside me was annoying https://t.co/a2ykG6Mdyi

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

my parents ordered nachos and are picking out each chip without dairy on it for me and that is the truest form of love

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

almond, coconut, and soy products... yall aint gotta base your worth on being an “alternative” to dairy. you are whole. you are enough.

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

this cake costs more than I’m worth https://t.co/vrfQN8PX7m

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

The wedding cake is to be served at the Reception. It was designed by Claire Ptak and features elderflower syrup made at The Queen’s residence in Sandringham from the estate’s own elderflower trees, as well as a light sponge cake uniquely formulated for the couple. #royalwedding

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't trust anybody that's dehydrated

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

just dropped my phone in some quinoa so the grains are winning and i am still not trophy wife material Quinoa: 2 Libby: 0 https://t.co/S2sLSTSpNZ

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

def thought I was made to be a trophy wife but then burnt some quinoa tonight and am reconsidering everything

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@kaychap19 personally, I feel attacked by this

[Libby Fields @libbyAfields]

@kaychap19 @itslynnnnotline @lildickytweets @lildickytweets Kayla will bathe in ranch if you dm her back or not