𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody

𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑟𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒. 𝑊𝘩𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙? #𝑷𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒙 (Parody)

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

𝐴𝑚𝑦 𝐻𝑢𝑔𝘩𝑒𝑠
ᵀʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ᵛᵉˢˢᵉˡ
♡ & ↺

https://t.co/vh7XQlnwKL

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Well, well, well, @CainToHerAbel… Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Mmm. That’s quite a view to come home to…

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

[Even if the locks were changed, that still wouldn’t keep me out.]

Hello to you too, Angel. [I smirk at the annoyed expression.]

Couldn’t help but notice this… sudden interest you have in a certain baker…

Care to comment? [A brow lifts as a question him.]

[Angel @AKnightForHire]

"...in my office?"

[I thought I asked Cordelia to change the locks...]

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

@pumpkinbelli ….No fucking way.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

@pumpkinbelli Perhaps…

Okay, fine. Spill.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Huh… there’s a face I didn’t expect to see…

[Angel @AKnightForHire]

"Some things never change..."

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

@pumpkinbelli Why would I care of who she f— …dates?

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Poor you…

Guess you’ll just have to accept your fate.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

What was that?

Oh! It sounds like another pathetic comeback attempt.

Slayer, you’re really losing your touch. Perhaps retirement would be a good option for you.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Ah, the pathetic attempt of a comeback.

It would seem like the Slayer has been outwitted once again.

Amy - 1. Buffy - 0.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

And yet… you mentioned my name. So, you actually /want/ to deal with me.

How touching.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

…But you’re the dumbass that decides to trust someone with the title of “Master of Deception”.

Literally not my fault you’re so gullible, Slayer…

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

And that’s supposed to be /my/ fault?

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

I call it a coincidence.

You’re always so quick to judge.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

I seem to show up whenever the Slayer is here…

I guess that is what I call perfect timing.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Why wouldn’t I agree? You want to be thrown into a Hellmouth.

It would be my pleasure!

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

Since you said please…

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

@MadeOfMalice +

[I tilt my head toward her to whisper in her ear.]

… You turn me on.

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

[A chuckle emits at her reaction, shaking my head.]

Come on, you missed my corny jokes. Admit it or I’ll start getting punny. [I tease while my arms wrap comfortably around her neck.

We both know what kind of “catching up” I’m referring to. That’s a top priority.+

[𝐴 𝑀 𝑌 | Parody @LiberatedPurity]

@MadeOfMalice [My eyes roll back, emitting a soft moan in pleasure as I feel her tongue along my skin. I tilt my head to the opposite direction to grant her more room.

There is a sly grin on my lips at her words.] In that case…. Did you hear what the lightbulb said to the switch?+