Liberal Limericks

As Trump and his cronies conspired / To get the results he desired, / The people sincerely / Spoke loudly and clearly: / 🗣So long, motherfucker—you’re fired!

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a statehouse invasion.
Though heavily armed,
They parted unharmed,
And that’s how you know they‘re Caucasian.

https://t.co/qFwNNoBILl

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@LilyPotter130 @gtconway3d @SarahHuckabee @NotPodium ���

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@gtconway3d @SarahHuckabee It didn’t require a podium
To recognize Huckabee’s odium.
With all of the shit
She’s known to emit,
That cash should’ve gone to Imodium.

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

DeSantis’s neck’s feeling tender
From somebody ramming his fender.
He promptly will claim
That woke is to blame
And say that the car was transgender.

https://t.co/Ctp3nH3pR6

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

https://t.co/NTTmGxd8km

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

A caucus that’s quick to rebuff
A member who’s not up to snuff
Saw fit to discharge
Conspiracist Marge
For being not crazy enough. https://t.co/rZTahr7h1U

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

Since Twitter objectively sucks,
We’re trying this new app of Zuck’s.
Now Elon can hang
Alone with his gang,
Troll-Nazis who pay him 8 bucks. https://t.co/nHbTFjneGJ

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@lancearmstrong “What factors are used to enhance
An athlete’s performance?” asks Lance.
His question pertains:

❌ To what’s in one’s veins
✅ To what’s in the crotch of one’s pants

https://t.co/ITaRMMXzkb

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@lancearmstrong “What factors are used to enhance
An athlete’s performance?” asks Lance.
His question pertains:

❌ To what’s in one’s veins
✅ To what’s in the crotch of one’s pants

https://t.co/ITaRMMXzkb

[Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong]

Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@gtconway3d The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.

https://t.co/AcJGpRPUak

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@gtconway3d The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.

https://t.co/AcJGpRPUak

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

Excitement and fanfare abound
As Twitterers all gather ‘round.
Then, primed and prepared,
DeSantis declared
He’s [404 File Not Found]

https://t.co/1PYv2GIYBZ

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@jonfavs The Florida gov, Ronny Puddin’,
Sought out the endorsement of Gooden.
Asked Ron, “Would you deign
To aid my campaign?”
Said Lance, “No I certainly woundn’t.”

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

The Former Guy’s under arrest.
“Our system is put to the test
This sad, solemn day,”
Some liberals say.
“Haha oh fuck yeah,” say the rest.

https://t.co/ywjwK5V29I

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@Limericking So if while on Twitter you spot
A check mark within a blue dot,
It’s now guaranteed
The author, indeed,
Is just who it seems. Or it’s not.

[Limericking @Limericking]

Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew,
Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue.
The former don’t pay
But as of today
They look like the goobers who do

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

Ms. Parks, who came under attack
For failing to move to the back,
Was breaching the rules
(Say Florida’s schools)
That singled out those who were █████.

https://t.co/hcX2HKvcnu

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

A dick joke by activist Gretta
Gave “alpha male” Tate a vendetta.
He dared not be bested,
Which got him arrested,
A punchline that could not be betta.

https://t.co/6z8mqBLfl7

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

The Georgia election is done,
And Senator Warnock has won.
The GOP’s chase
Was doomed in this race
The day it asked Walker to run.
🏃🏾‍♂️💨________________________🚶🏾

https://t.co/95ObnKlCDh

[Liberal Limericks @Libericks]

@Limericking When Ye said that Hitler’s Third Reich’s
A thing that he very much likes,
His words were decried
So far and so wide
That even douche Alex went “Yikes”

https://t.co/TLYM2JmKuK