Liberty Asher

[Oonagh @Okeating]

Live footage of Boris Johnson doing everything he could.

[Liberty Asher @LibertyJScott]

@HiboWardere @wfcouncil It says walk in but the council says you need a slot. Have you been? Did you just walk in?

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

godammit I already masturbated today

[San Lawro @sandra_sanlawro]

Danny Dyer is spot on.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Every single person I’ve ever met who’s said about themselves: “I just say it how it is” has been a twat. There are no exceptions

[Lydia Tárt @hannahtindle]

Me on a Zoom call pretending I’m listening and not just looking at myself

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Biden should start his inaugural speech by saying, “Well, that was weird.”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

How can the Pope come out in support of same-sex unions when in the Bible Jesus specifically says absolutely nothing against it?!?

[Ian Smith @Iansmithcomedy]

Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

umm number one David they are called “women”

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

instead of texting “on my way” I’m just going to start sending these

[Liberty Asher @LibertyJScott]

Check it out, well worth a listen: https://t.co/zKO1IJ78PF

[TorAthena @TorAthena]

What was once a funny meme is just now four moods leaving the house during covid.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Liberty Asher @LibertyJScott]

If the kids are entertained by this they would absolutely love my acting self tapes.

[Liberty Asher @LibertyJScott]

Fuck me I’m retweeting Piers Morgan, I never thought this day would come.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

You should get a f*cking heart.
Last year, 49k people sought asylum in the UK compared to 165,600 in Germany, 129,000 in France & 118,000 in Spain.
Britain used to be a country that was proud of helping the world's most desperate people.
Now we demonise them. https://t.co/iZCAlClK4a

[Liberty Asher @LibertyJScott]

@MaraWilson I live in London and we often call it “central”, like “you wanna meet in central?” Because it’s usually in the middle of everyone. I’ve lived in other cities and we called them towns.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Millennials heading into the second massive recession of our lifetime like