Mao Librarian

MLIS FWIW

Opinions are like a-holes, they are mine and not my employer's.

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

Won't someone please think of the public librarians?? #LibrarianProblems

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@JtheBillsfan @BuffaloBills @dawson_knox

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@BDZimmy @Crawford_MILB Even more: You see you, your career is done like Johnny Carson's
Get me vexed, I do like Left Eye, I'll start an arson
Now that I got that out my system
Watch me stab up the track as if my name was OJ Simpson

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

'You see you, your career is done like Johnny Carson's
Get me vexed, I do like Left Eye, I'll start an arson
Now that I got that out my system
Watch me stab up the track as if my name was OJ Simpson"

2 sports references in 4 short lines - 1 really sly. #ATCQ #phifeRIP

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@blacksheep_127 A used q-tip - it stuck to the pages

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@libraryluna Being the mask police is my least favorite part of the job.

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

@RexChapman No Jetsons?!?!

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

I'll have one of each please, supersized

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

Name this hip hop duo

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

Capybara and Fennec Fox

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

@getnickwright Brilliant tweet, twit

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

Then he put on 2 more shirts and another scarf to become more creepy looking

[Variety @Variety]

Johnny Depp Addresses ‘Cancel Culture’: ‘No One Is Safe. Not One of You.’ https://t.co/IxeG0kPZ9H

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

@scrowder You are a fucking dumb liar.

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

What are your favorite nicknames for your patrons?

Currently mine is "Grey Gardens" for an old white lady who wears headwraps and is crazy AF.

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@tkhodge19 Delta 8 because weed ain't legal in my state

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@stinchfield1776 @newsmax @JoeBiden Roid Rage baby

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

@VicBergerIV Did Jim Breuer have a stroke?

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@dfont123 @nancylevine @JoshMandelOhio Wow, what an intelligent comment. Could it start with prosecuting people who help rape victims in Texas get abortions? Or is that okay?

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

@JoshMandelOhio A) you're peddling nonsense
B) with the red flashing lights, it appears EMS is waiting for you to be admitted to the hospital for COVID

[Mao Librarian @LibrarianMao]

@leftistbrarian So sorry. Sounds like a terrible workplace. Reading some of your "vague tweets" about the situation makes me realize I am in a similar situation. Specifically the hating work moving to not caring. Toxic work environments suck and right now I'm paying for it w/ high blood pressure

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mr. Met Takes Frustrations Out On Fans https://t.co/18nzgkypTB