Thomas Irvin

Not very smart.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

A musical salute to Don Bacon’s unwavering support of Donald Trump, “Donnies Stick Together”: https://t.co/8hHmYjnei5

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

If you’re looking for me, I’m over on that other platform, under the same name. Cheers!

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

Wow, just got a blatant #pushpoll from #conquestcommunicationsgroup. Basic whom-do-you-support questions, followed by a half-dozen horrific mud-slings against Harris & Walz. I’m in Nebraska’s Second District. #ne02

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@allinwithchris @chrislhayes Opinions are distributed to the full Court before release and colleagues can comment; you gotta imagine Kagan, Sotomayor, or Jackson (or maybe all three) saw that and thought, “You know what? I don’t think I’ll tell him.”

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@DAbitty @NEHumaneSociety That #cat looks rather like a #dog. You sure about that hashtag?

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@DAbitty Name & shame!

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@ChrisDunkerLJS I think you mean Catherine, Princess of Wales.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@prchovanec Positive role models.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

Then we’re asked whom we would pick in certain Dem/Rep matchups, and finally we’re asked how our opinion of Bacon might change if he voted for Jordan.

Lamesville, Don. Have the courage to choose the destructor of your choice. #ne02 cc:@TonyVargas

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

This morning I learned that @DonJBacon doesn’t have the courage to vote for Speaker without polling the question to #ne02 voters. Sounds like he’d like to vote for Jim Jordan, but suspects that we wouldn’t respect him. Here’s the key question; full survey in the thread.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

Then we’re asked our opinions on Biden, Scalise, Trump, and Bacon himself.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

No thanks, we’re good. We’ve seen a Trump rally at the Capitol already.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

I’ve been laying low on Twitter, but this is too good to not share.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Mitch McConnell is taking this anti-woke stuff too far.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@teandoranges I decided to bail on Twitter when Musk reinstated Trump’s account. But lately I’ve been lurking, because I like the assemblage of voices I’ve made here. Should I come back for real?

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

Hey @NebraskaUnions I really appreciate you looking out for Nebraska bunion sufferers with the hashtag #nebunions. As someone who returned to college later in life, I really appreciate your attention to foot pain — as well as your comfortable seating.

Got any Dr. Scholl’s?

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

I don’t want to attend any party where Trump is.

Adios, Twitter.

[Thomas Irvin @LibraryTan]

@CautiousLefty Because Fetterman looked like them. Particularly the chin beard. I know tons of dudes who look like that, but I know zero politicians who do. Then along comes Fetterman.

[Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦 @bdquinn]

Most liberals support higher taxes because they want to redistribute money from the rich to the poor.

I support higher taxes simply to deprive the people of their money because they're sinful and don't deserve it.

We are not the same.

[Sarah the Goose Witch 🪿 @sweetcheetah]

@punished_cait A couple people were absolutely irate bc I said that one of my pet peeves as a children's therapist is that I hear the word Kiddos all the time, & that if people thought it was an acceptable word then they should have to call adults Adultos.