Hayat Libya

Libyan Ecologist Chicken -believes Gaddafi be single pollution source for humanity - Tweet on Libyan Revolution and beyond #FreeSyria

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

Bet Mahmood Jibril is going to make an appearance soon in this plot.

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

I'm so done. Then Manchester event hurts me more than most any terrorist attacks in recent years. I know why I think. It can't be fixed.

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

Oh great, people think he's Libyan. Black, Muslim. Can't think of a more conveniently cliché situation than this. Great op for war again.

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

Ramadan is so close and to see the Holy Month preceded by an attack on Manchester on poor Arianna's fans-sweet children, I'm devastated.

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

You know what divides? Walls. Like literally. https://t.co/QgtSMvHXeD

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

But only to some Arabs. I mean who cares, most of them are either dead or scattered about the planet anywhere but home and happy. https://t.co/kSfWTWxZ9S

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Forget about hand gestures, I will tell you what's really offensive to Arabs: when you invade and destroy countries.

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

The Orb symbolises the dicks touching it.

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

I was kinda hoping the orb would blow...their minds...and their pudgy tiny hands dirty with blood and money that's not their own. https://t.co/KEV2VuzzIy

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

I'm team 'the orb picture is perfect, no Photoshop can ever improve it'. We're the orb picture purists.

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

I fucking quit. It's impossible to satirise those people. https://t.co/3vbiDsdJMU

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

I am so happy the media has forgotten about Libya. It's so embarassing how badly things are deteriorating here, anarchy and whatnot. #Shhhhh

[Danny Kemp @dannyctkemp]

Priceless from Juncker to the BBC

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Trump doesn't do well with public defeat. To soothe his damaged ego he'll probably indefinitely ban in-flight movies from all Arab flights.

[İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي @iyad_elbaghdadi]

52-year old "Khalid Masood" was born Adrian Elms. Awaiting information about when he converted. Criminal record goes back to when he was 18. https://t.co/ywTKabCTIq

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

Baggy pants and broccoli are safe https://t.co/mFsMcda7hh

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Why can't the terrorists target unpleasant things like broccoli or those baggy trousers for a change. Those are bans I can get on board with

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Back to basics.

[Hayat Libya @LIBYA_WIN]

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inuisition https://t.co/Aa8RAp0m8V

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Christianity is Eastern but don't ignore Western contributions to it like the Easter bunny, Christmas presents and the Spanish Inquisition.

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Good but too easy. I think diachronous and introspective. https://t.co/dg8XHi4gCP

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

breathless https://t.co/gzRyzHW93I

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Overly structured https://t.co/DluBw87buI

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Theory: novels resemble their context's cities. Arab novels are labyrinthine, Latin American ones are stratified and US novels are sprawling

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

The beauty is in-between the coups, the invasions, the arms sales and supporting dictators, they stop and ask you 'are you democratic yet?'