Muhammed al-Sahaf

Just chillin' with Momo. Offering some sage propaganda techniques~

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Sick of eating camel surprise. Going to see if i can pop out and find a McD's. #tripoli #notreallyintripoli #nottellingyouwhere

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Why aren't people invading the UK? At least we are not screening Celebrity Big Brother in #Libya

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Was there an earthquake? I felt one in #tripoli about an hour ago :( #gaddafi squealed like a little girl and hid under a scud launcher.

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

#gaddafi wanted some tips on hair styling for his upcoming media appearances. Told him I was too busy playing Revenge at Krondor. #tripoli

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

They are retreating on all fronts. Their military effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world. #libya #tripoli http://t.co/cn5kdtv

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Totally cleaned out #gaddafi in poker last night. Keepin' it real playing with solid gold bars. All in with 80 kilos takes a while

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

@jsrnz I would be very much liking you touchpad. You must come visit! We have much sand to see.

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

@Coral_BestBuy Ah that is a shame! I too have yearned for HP technology for many years. Perhaps I could be the first #Libyan HP Reseller?yes

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

@bestbuy My friend my friend! Greetings! Can you please inform me on shipping details to #Libya. I would like 16 HP Touchpads. yayayaya

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

@rf_in_the_bush He's not responding to me at the moment, think he's shacked up with his hareem again :/

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Damn I need a HP Touchpad so badddd. I can't do my job without one :( #gaddafi don't be such a stingy female anatomy part yo. DADDY NEEDSIT

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Anyone know where I can get a cheap HP Touchpad in #tripoli? Do not want to have to air freight it in. Still waiting 4 Amazon orders.

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

State TV not working in #Libya? Lies. I just saw on breaking news that Amy Winehouse died today! #tripoli more like #awesomeoli

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

@carlostpath We will be in Argentina next week, will have satellite phone coverage then.

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

I hear Romania is nice this time of year.

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

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[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Would the people honking and shooting outside please stop I'm trying to have an afternoon nap in #tripoli. This skin doesn't just happen.

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Any recommendations for a nice airline that flies from Libya to the UK? Sorted some accommodation! http://t.co/5ltg2tY

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

@weddady @ShababLibya wedaddy 1 - Afghanistan 0

[Muhammed al-Sahaf @LibyaInfoMinst]

Currently hanging out in Green Square #Tripoli. Loads of people celebrating our glorious victory over the Rebels. #LIBYA #1