Li Charlie

I eat Real Madrid alive when it's come to cook them

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

"Europe Be Scare" Real Madrid €580M Pre-Season:
🇧🇷 Vinícius Júnior (€200M) — 0 GOALS
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham (€180M) — 0 GOALS
🇫🇷 Yan Diomandé (€140M) — 0 GOALS
🇧🇷 Endrick (€60M) — 1 GOAL

📥 Hamza Abdelkarim (€1.5M barca academy kid) — 4 GOALS

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Yes and right now I'm at the US Air force instead of US Air Space because I was reading the wrong air.. at th domain.

[neppy @neppy]

a laptop alone can literally change ur whole life

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

I was losing an argument with a six-year-old, so I accused him of not paying taxes.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

I went to the police station to report my missing wallet and found it in my hand while explaining what it looked like.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

I forgot my PIN at the ATM and tried my birthday, my mother’s birthday, and then “please” because I was getting desperate.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

I didn’t recognize someone at my own birthday party so I kept refilling his drink until he eventually told me he was my cousin.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Hi, just wanna know if everyone still alive tho

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

My Uber driver asked if the music was okay and I said yes because I didn’t want him to know he was making me nervous.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Tell me again how Barça “can’t sign anyone”.

We’ll wait.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Reports of Álvarez crying after meetings at Atleti.
They told him anyone but Barça.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Aye Deco it's Viktor Gyöke...

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Aye Deco it's Viktor Gyöke...

"Go fuck yourself"

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Buy Low

Contribute nothing

Sell High

Class from the Factory Oil Manufacture

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Savinho has joined Tottenham Hotspur on a permanent transfer. ✍️

Wishing you all the best, Savinho 🩵

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

y'all contribute my happiness today.

tysm bestie

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

#areyoulosingtonewlypromoteteam

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#areyouabaleba

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Thursday. Athletic. Camp Nou.
They start with a red card loss. We start with a 5-0 and new toys.
Hierarchy doesn’t wait.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Wishing you a Flick-level day. 😁

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Livaković lands.
Rodri already here.
Cancelo already here.

Some clubs are still writing statements.

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Yamal won the training game then left early.
No winners photo.
Kid already moves different.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

The winners.✨

[Li Charlie @LiCharlii]

Barça: we wait for Álvarez until the window dies.

Atleti: still posting memes.

One club is serious. The other is content.