HipsDntLie

Very Proud Kenyan.Love rugby 7s

[HipsDntLie @LieDnt]

@Kenyans Nani ako na ile picha ya Uhuru akifanya hivi you see ow cool and effortless it was?MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO!!!!

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

NEWS JUST IN: President William Ruto has finally been presented with the evidence that the economy is doing well and no Baba Mboga is going to bed hungry. We thank God for Benny Hinn.

[Office of the 4th President of Kenya. @4thPresidentKE]

President (Rtd) Uhuru Kenyatta paid a courtesy call on Her Excellency @SuluhuSamia, President of the United Republic of Tanzania at State House, Zanzibar. The former President had earlier attended the 1st International Colloquium on Promoting Cross-Cultural, Linguistics and Economic Diplomacy for Sustainable Futures in Dar es Salam.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Wait a minute. Ezekiel Mutua earns a cool 1.3 million shillings per month just for maintaining a receding moustache and blaming the devil for everything happening in Kenya? Bwana I think I'm in the wrong profession.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If you're inside a matatu heading home after a tiring day's work, please turn to your neighbour and tell them the freedom we promised all hustlers is coming in June 2024. If you're trekking back home with nothing after trying all day, remember to get home and pray for Benny Hinn.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

And who is that who airlifted Kondele people to Laikipia?

[Jame @Cjamehk]

Mama Margaret Kenyatta. Rachel Ruto

[Ocham @proffjenn]

51 years, 4 presidents but it has to be the land grabber who notices it doesn't have a title deed?😂

[HipsDntLie @LieDnt]

@Kenyans Amepaka madura litre ngapi hapo?

[Ministry Of Rugby @MinistryOfRugby]

@OumaOscar is one player you wouldn't want to come up against... Thats our answer! And we are sticking to it! 🙊🙆🏼‍♀️😂
#KeepingItFanatic

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Residents of Umoja Innercore are living a nightmare. Garbage has not been collected from this spot since September because the garbage contractors have not been paid.

Kwa maoni yako mwenyewe inawork?

[HipsDntLie @LieDnt]

@Kenyans Pay taxes so that Ruto and Gachagua can renovate everything including their dog houses?Mbwa

[HipsDntLie @LieDnt]

@ThepemlinKee How old are you?

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

Good evening #KOX tomorrow morning I will need your support on this matter, because this is so painful, I come from Ukambani and I understand what this girls are going through but we are not going to let this slide.

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

I have never understood Nabii’s love for this word “our competitors” instead of just saying ‘the opposition’.

It’s a Country, not the Boston Marathon 😩

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Which button did you say we are supposed to press?

[Mukami Mungai @antirada_]

I now agree with Uhuru when he says that he at times sits,watches and laughs when he sees how the country is been governed by KK thugs. Look at this nonsense they've built for the late Kiptum. Is this inspired by Ruto's chicken pen in Sugoi? Isn't this brain dead? We have a long way to go as a country. I'm tired.

[Somalianbae🇸🇴🇰🇪 @adan_zamuh]

Eve mungai aside huku mambo imechemka Kamba musicians fighting on live tv😢😢

[Ministry Of Rugby @MinistryOfRugby]

@ombachi13 We noticed that it's only us who can take photos of you, make you look good while you are still a "Forbes". 😂😂Any chance we could follow you where you are going all over the world? Again. 🙊���🏼‍♀️😂😂. #keepingitfanatic

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

From half a million crocodile belt to now a two-million crocodile jacket 🐊 that comes with a refilable tin of bat urine, a twin set of locust pockets, exotic propeller hairbrush, and a herbal inner perspirator lining. WE FOUND AN EMPTY TREASURY, AND OTHER SHORT STORIES.