Liesel Schwarz

Writer. Frenetic multitasker. Purveyor of nonsense. Author of CONSPIRACY OF ALCHEMISTS, A CLOCKWORK HEART & SKYPIRATE S (Del Rey), WRITING SFF (Guardian)

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

There’s definitely a glitch in the Matrix tonight. I keep waiting for Austria to bend backwards to dodge the bullets. #Eurovision

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@PearlAndDean You guys suck! I really don’t want to see half the film I just paid £13 to see in your stupid preview... in the same theatre screening the show! 😡

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

Saturday lunch @KFC_UKI Bodmin store. Surly, unhelpful staff, filthy floors, every table littered & dirty, no loo roll in the bathrooms, order screen not working, long queues of people. Waited 20 mins for our order. Seriously guys - sort this out! #minging #FastFood #chicken

[Alison Morton @alison_morton]

Absolutely thrilled to have endorsements of @ruthsdownie @Liesel_S @russ_whitfield @EbsworthDavid and @abelfrageauthor at AURELIA'S launch.

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

On hold for 12 minutes with the same 6 bars of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik playing on a loop over and over. What fresh hell is this?

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Ooh that's nice. Want! https://t.co/JBQdlk8zfr

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

This is so lovely. I miss Carole every day. https://t.co/wXPYltZhXk

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@AleksandrVoinov Yup, it's what happens when you make academia corporate. Sad

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

@AleksandrVoinov It never is, my lovely. Uni lecturer, Uber driver = no different

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

I think I'm going to need bacon for this...

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@alison_morton This is why we are friends. History geeks are the best. *high five*

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

@alison_morton Really? How fascinating! You're so clever, Alison xx

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

Today's word: Maffic - to celebrate with extravagant public demonstrations.

Sounds rather rude, if you ask me...

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

Happy Friday people. I'll be in my blanket fort, if anyone is looking for me.

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

Teaching jobs! Don't all apply at once now.
https://t.co/lGF73bbJ7T

[Pileus Media @thepileus]

Don't forget this iin 2015 when the Tories ran an ad campaign telling people a vote for Labour would mean England sending £Billions to SNP.

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

Not quite the question had in mind, but I'll take it...

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Always be interesting...

[Derek Haines @Derek_Haines]

Stephen King’s No-Adverbs Rule Is Going Out Of Fashio https://t.co/HKIABxREGm #amwriting #indieauthor #writerslife

[Liesel Schwarz @Liesel_S]

Owning a cat is the best... (she says, whilst clearing up a soggy hairball with a partially chewed spider inside..)