Mr. Fibs

My tweets don't necessarily reflect my views, I just find shit funny! 😤😲 My humor is derivative of many factors..weed strain..alcohol involved..stupidity...😝

[Mr. Fibs @LiesOften]

You had me at hello.

#My5WordHappyEnding

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#SouthPark21 🍗

[👛Handbaglvr👛 @UKWildcatgal]

"I'm like walking heroin. It's not a good idea; it never works out."~Lucifer

[Mr. Fibs @LiesOften]

Walkin On Cloud 9 With A Chance For Meatballs

#MakeAFilmUpbeat

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Air Mattress Supply

#NappingBands

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Stone TempurPedics

#NappingBands

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Blind Melatonin

#NappingBands

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Bushed

#NappingBands

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By wanting to be the better man.

#WaysWomenInspireMe

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Now equipped with penis.

#WomenIn4Words

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No one knows anymore.

#WomenIn4Words

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Stay At Home Mom!

#WomenIn4Words

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Rape - relations between strangers

#BenCarsonAltDictionary

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Whopper Junior

#FastFoodFilmMashUp

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Logan's Run For The Border

#FastFoodFilmMashUp

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Lord Of The Burger King Onion Rings

#FastFoodFilmMashUp

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McDonald's Filet Of Fish Called Wanda ... w cheese

#FastFoodFilmMashUp

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Wendy's Half Baked Potato

#FastFoodFilmMashUp

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Fast as my pay rate.

#SpeedLimitsIn5Words

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Spider Rico

#LessNoteworthyMovies