TweetelTEE

Retired Baddie. Writes sins and tragedies.
Leo's Mom, she/her, always ready to nap. And eat. Steve Hofmeyer blocked me. 💪

[Sam The Challenger @MohauSam]

My salary fighting the cost of living:

[its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷‍♀️ @ShellsPemBroke]

I was reminded of what’s important last night. And that’s bad animal puns on this hellfire timeline.

What’s the best cow name?

I’ve got:

Steak Lively
Mince Vaughn
Beefer Sutherland
SirLoinel Richie
Rumpry Bogart
Hoof Hefner

[Tanya Junghans @tanyajunghans]

This is the most chaotic thing I have ever seen.

[Pixie @FirstOrderPixie]

This might be the WILDEST typo iv ever caught in a book omg

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Words @itswords_]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[🪡 @girlpov]

taps the sign

[TweetelTEE @LiezelTee]

Same!

[Bhavna Maharaj @BhavMaharaj]

Morning scrolling and up pops the Queen of MBLG stories @TraceyManus

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“We should meet up after work!”

me after getting off work:

[ؘ @rhaenyrarchives]

it doesn’t matter how bad your day is, rue will always be having a worse one in euphoria

[Karyn Maughan @karynmaughan]

The way South Africans love and celebrate each other’s joy is truly unmatched.
This is so beautiful.
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[TweetelTEE @LiezelTee]

@Snoble19 I know a toe pic when I see one 😝

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They just sexualized the shape of an ocean and then tell you that the problem is yours because of how you dress

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?"

It was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

“FOUR Rugby World Cups?”

[TweetelTEE @LiezelTee]

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[cow @cowincrisis]

touching the electric fence just to feel something again

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

This is what happens when a generation is raised without Final Destination

[Dean Oelschig @DeanOelsch]

Ladies and Gents. Need help pls. Do any of you know anyone who is a lookalike to one of the current Bokke players? Will pay R2000 referral bounty if your guy is picked. Pls RT for reach. Dankie!

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

i will get things done but i will crash out first. and i think its fair to honour the crashing out.